Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
That time of the month?
amanda_d95 9
Thats when you know they're too old and need to be put down. It's wayy past her time.
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
That time of the month?
amanda_d95 9
She was old? That stops happening after awhile
jonan1212 5
Yeah man, let her oldness run it's phase.
nadyy14 8
Old people tend to be extremely stubborn at timeS. Just ignore her
chiddy_bang71 0
Poor eggs.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
5- I'm well aware of that. Don't take things so literally.
LiveLaughFML 10
no wonder grandpa left her! >:)
dre_bro11 12
And it's from that age that the breast milk begins to turn into yoghurt....
Jammy01jams 2
Let's just say the Earth is ready to take her back.
akayc32 0
85, seriously? Omg can't wait.
evilscorpi 29
#85 lmfao good ome
Tarak_fml 7
Break her head like she broke the eggs
IronMaiden45 0
yeah that way she gets sued and loses her job that sounds good *sarcastically*
kopherbanana 8
*hit with potato* HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM POTATOES!? jkjk! I would never beat anyone with a potato. lol
EvilPotato 15
22 ya we all got that.
EvilPotato 15
59 YOU BETTER BE KIDDING OR I WILL SEND A FLOCK OF POTATOES TO KICK YOUR ASS!
icefshng8 9
I beat people with potatoes daily. They are, suprisingly effective.
bitchslapped22 14
This is the worst thread of comments I have ever read in my life
RetardedBullFrog 4
You obviously haven't read enough
amanda_d95 9
Thats when you know they're too old and need to be put down. It's wayy past her time.
wtflolfail 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's just sick...
amanda_d95 9
It's a joke? Your lack of a sense of humor is saddening
wild_n_out 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I thought jokes were suppose to be funny... Silly me...
Sk8rboi17 13
I found it funny and it's fine, I also believe that old people should be inhumanly euthanized
perdix 31
#49. I agree except that I think it should be "humanely" euthanized. I may be biased because I'm old and my appointment the Happy Farm Death Camp is next week.
Sk8rboi17 13
Take an old person to the back with a shotgun
kopherbanana 8
Kind of like in the book, The Giver. Sick people and old people are "released"!
CryMoreFMLs 15
58 - Ol' Yeller put down? Only nobody should find out about this particular ending.
perdix 31
#58, are we talking buckshot to the chest, or birdshot to the legs so you can watch me squirm for a few minutes?
rognycbro 4
why not class it up and make the elderly perform hari-kari like the japs did?
guitarplayer546 0
Wait a minute everyone what happened to Florida? Is it full up already? That's where people go to di... I mean enjoy the rest of their days
hchardman 0
I read that(:
robbie19837 2
It is funny if u have some humor
slick5880 22
Stupid people shouldn't try to stand out.
MichellinMan 20
Correction, retard bitches shouldn't try to stand out.
nellienicole 1
These are the customers that we make fun of after they leave, I'm sure your manager was on your side
HatefulPilot 0
I ******* hated my grocery bagging job. ******* told a customer off once that pissed everyone off, and then everyone clapped. And then I lost that job lol.
anonymous100000 17
there was a lady at my work who was buying a car scent for her car scent holder and I told her the price ($3.60) and she said "I thought it was 2 for $5?" and I said " yes but that promotion only applies when you purchase 2..." and she said to forget it then and left. OP, there are dumb customers everywhere. don't let their stupidity drag you down.
_streets_ 19
And they say the costumers are always right..
nellienicole 1
Yeah I work at a grocery store too, and I've just had to tell myself that over and over again, even if theyre wrong, just bite your tongue and don't let the customers ruin your day.
Abdul888 16
costumers = customers. However your comment is nice:) No matter how some customers are rude and freaks, a cashier has to stand that :/
_streets_ 19
Yeah I work at Starbucks, and customers always abuse the whole "customers are always right" thing. People complain about the littlest things and send there drinks back multiple times, saying "it's to hot" or "it's to sweet", "it's not hot enough". You can never win.
MagicallyFat 12
Ooooo I used to pack bags at my dads store and I feel your pain. Some lady said I packed to slow pushed me aside and just threw everything in at once. She came back a bit with broken eggs and the loaf of bread was actually flat. Don't worry, hopefully your manager understands this lady is a bit of her rockers
kateheartswaffle 0
Perhaps she likes her eggs cracked. They match her brain.
MagicallyFat 12
Well done hahaha
Mr_powers65 2
Haha nice
zeinyzay 0
That's fantastic!! :)
unicornkiller 0
Ur hot
don1qot 6
Tard stalker much?
13FTW 9
Please enlighten us how she stalked him in any way, shape, or form. I think we all want to know.
desilove 0
Smh seems like she's the retarded one .
Skyblu10 10
No shit Sherlock.
ronnieboo 0
Don't u just hate retarded ppl?
Kazze 31
I hate people who can't spell..
orangeduck 6
Wtf with these old people?
drawmesunshine 17
They all have their moments. On a side note, I love your profile picture.
cmac86 24
I LOVE your profile pic!