Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML
Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
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Top comments
iLike2Teabag 27
Don't tell him what to do! But seriously that's a big overreaction.
moonsalt 20
"Thank you! Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do."
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Comments (52)
iLike2Teabag 27
Don't tell him what to do! But seriously that's a big overreaction.
andrew6p 19
I think that this man is affected by the grumpy cat.
CTMPandemonium 16
Sounds like George Carlin is still alive!! :P
Fedezzer 20
OVERreaction? There wasn't any need for a reaction at all.
RodzillaX 30
Next time tell the patron to have a horrible day. See how that goes.
moonsalt 20
"Thank you! Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do."
iLike2Teabag 27
Ikr? The nerve of some people. Telling others how to live their day. Hmmph!
PuggieKid 22
Drake and Josh! :')
theunbeatableram 3
"Have a nice day, sir." "Too late."
SirTalkaton 22
Some people are just tired of having good days and nights.
Ctrl_H 18
It was all part of his diabolical plan.
Screwie 25
Joy of growing. Not. Some of the old people should really quit making everyone feel like shit for the fun of it.
badluckdawson 19
FML needs and elderly category
Jasper1405 16
Well if there's anything fml learns us, it's that being a good person is never appreciated. so much for this world...
jasmine2301 25
Teaches us*
ltaper11 20
He does have the right to have whatever type of day he wants. 'MERICA
Pwib 14
Are you Josh Nichols?