Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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Top comments
aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
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Comments (114)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
illmatic2 16
that's a compliment 1 nice pic btw.
BadPinkKitty07 0
whatcha gonna do wit all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk....
pinkorchid88 0
ewww and I guess u just have to make sure that you don't get any fat friends lol
Ms_Jessie22 8
1- Queen ftw :)
thatonek1d 0
that's a good thing!
dsizzle52 0
PISS N ****
reiyu 0
haha if u lose wait now he might lose interest! FYL
zomgwtfbbqbagel 0
Have you called Jenny yet?
pwner64 0
1- yup epic win
seanreddog 4
Your butt is wide well mine is too better watch your mouth or I'll sit on you I like big butts and I can not lie
grungecat 0
Yeah, fat unhealthy disgusting chicks are a turn on! Lose some weight.
The_MMH 0
^ WIN!
hannahluvsyou 0
he prolly only likes you big so other guys wont be eyeing u off and you wont have much luck cheating on him. trust issues maybe...
pinkorchid88 0
haha my boney ass? I actually have meat where I need it... I'm skiny but with lots of curves ...ohh and did i mention healthy too..but I understand why u are defending them because those are the only girls u can get from looking at ur pic
megankay95 0
that's horrible. i'm sorry:'[
rustic 0
lol atleast he loves you the way you are I'm shure he ment none of you friends is prettier... and 21/63 there allot more to a person then just curves and looks. looks ain't everything
pinkorchid88 0
I totally agree but I personally don't find fat people attractive... that's just my opinion
irsmeagol 0
lmao someone got pwnd..
TaylorTotsYumm 10
QUEEN REFERENCE FORTHEWIN. numberoneiloveyou. :D
SeedlessMe 13
WEIRD AL REFERENCE for the win!! numberfourtythree you're great =)
shutyerpiehole 0
63---You are obviously a self-obsessed, immature little nastykin. FYL.
beachgirl332 0
nice queen reference. i love it.
tutuluzer5968 0
Ur kinda bitchy pinky
courtneybro 0
There's nothing wrong with her body type. Obviously her boyfriend likes her that way. Everyone just shut up and get over it. No one has a perfect body
Miooow 16
And I personally don't find you attractive at all. @63
missd420 16
Well most people don't find skinny, judgmental bitches attractive either.
teacupofsunshine 29
#63 get over yourself. Ugh!
aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
thinecowgoesmoo 0
I concur.
luv_luv_lollipop 0
so he isnt gunna cheat. WTF r u complanin about? make way 4 the big girls
sourgirl101 29
So he's not going to cheat on you with your skinny friends but will with fat girls that aren't your friends? Wow, lucky girl for dating someone that talks about cheating on you. WTF
Freakkshoooww 0
That's pretty much a good thing. Well, maybe not. Kind of?
xMrAndyTranx 4
Whaaaa he called me fat whaaaa. Time to stuff my face some more!
Pixeh_fml 0
congrats on finding a stable guy who's not attracted to anorexics...!
bluelahve 0
just what i was gonna say. and you also win for liking the office :D
Freeze_fml 17
People who aren't fat aren't always anorexic. They just know when to stop eating after the 5th burger.
seanreddog 4
Exactly.
seanreddog 4
^ ur stoopid
seanreddog 4
^ No, not me stupid the comment I was replying to dissappeared.
natsaysheyyy 16
Right, because eating healthy and exercising is something you should never do! Does skinny and fit always mean anorexia? It does to you, I guess...
Soulathyia 0
Really? Ew. I personally honestly get grossed out by fat people.
SlyTendencies 1
You won't find much support for this statement on the Internet or FML for that matter.
Freeze_fml 17
Play MIKA's "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)" song at your wedding.
sammywhits 0
how is that bad? he said he wasn't going to cheat ! so he's calling you big, big deal Its not like it's bad to have fat on you.
1karls1 8
No he said he WOULDN'T cheat on her with her FRIENDS. So I'm guessing they're thinner than her. Key words man.
lyndis_fml 0
Why is this an FML? Did you not know you were fat?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I asked myself the same thing. Do you prefer for your fiancé to pretend to you and everyone else that you're not big? He didn't even call you fat. And surely you knew you were bigger than your friends. Stop wanting to be delusional and be happy your fiancé likes you for you. BTW, just because he's a plumpa humpa, doesn't mean he won't cheat. Best of luck to you both.
missd420 16
That's what i was wondering as well. If you're big, get over it and either accept that you're big or do something about it. Denying something isn't going to change it.