Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
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xFaust_fml 12
Take him to Hell, Michigan.
Khatog 1
Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.
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Comments (83)
TheLoneWolf87 4
Haha you got owned. First Cuz you didn't make him a sammich
guitarbass95 0
epic furst
Subtext 10
Shut the **** up
GuitarJunkie6258 0
Probably shouldnt be a quick-tempered emotional train wreck
KumoFF7 3
lmao win.
abcnonamecba 0
sh!t hell froze over!!!!!!!!!!
erika_lynnex 1
I agree with 58
momoloser 0
sexist pig!
Branflakes16 0
lol I agree with #1
silbern 0
sammich fix everthing
xFaust_fml 12
Take him to Hell, Michigan.
Norwegian_Wood 4
This. Then again, OP, now that he's shown his true colors, do you really wanna marry someone who's this big of a douchebag?
magentaballoon15 8
I thought Hell was in Scandinavia, or are there just two different cities
monkeyluvz 7
I was just thinking that!
cheerchick4life 0
u shouldve said and I'll have sex with u when he'll freezes over with a smile n then kiss him hahaha
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Your spelling makes me want to send you back to first grade.
Khatog 1
Not enough information. For all we know, you could very well be an emotional train wreck like he said. So I'm gonna say YDI just because I have a feeling that is the case.
yzmxrider 0
agreed.
CerSpence 11
Ya, I have a feeling that kind of thing doesn't normally come up unless she did something to cause him to say that.
Starfire22 5
Well then... Maybe he just wanted you to shut up
Ludar 0
oh they are getting merry same Day i get my xmas packes
Ancients 8
Might need to self reflect.
Rabbity 0
Maybe you are a quick-tempered emotional trainwreck.
quinnteh 0
No not necessarily. If she really is the way he described, then she deserves way more than that.