FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Julez
United States
Forgetting something?
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Silver linings
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
worstwaytodumpagirl
Harrow, United Kingdom
Poor excuse
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Fatnotpregnant
Today, I now know why my new jeans are so comfy. They're maternity jeans. I thought the soft elastic in front was just for added comfort. Apparently, I need to lose some weight. FML
gretel
Australia
Encouragement
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Womens' pockets liberation now!
Today, I had to give in and order men's jeans, just so I could have functional pockets. Ordinarily not a problem, except I have wide hips and a suitable size doesn't seem to exist. FML
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FPsLife 5
Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
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Comments (220)
HondaGirl2010 0
Maybe you should do something about it???????
zeal 0
Omg. You're fat. You're life is definitely f***ed. Maybe you should do something about it besides complaining that you're fat on FML and hoping people will sympathize with you?
JarJarBinks_fml 0
These fat FMLs are getting kinda lame. It always ends up with people clicking YDI. If you're considering posting an FML about your weight, rather make the effort to lose it than posting. It's not funny, and nobody cares
123sploosh 0
you are stoops. i think this is a legit fml like its funny and its sucky at the same time. i like it. it entertained me. stop being so mean!!
zangii1995 0
Hahahahaha thats a sign from god
musiclife_fml 0
top 10 signs you need to go on a diet
alex_vik 1
Holy shit, stop ******* eating.
helloprettyladee 0
So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.
tapesculpture 0
lol win
ScaryPants3 0
Agreed.
plexico 4
The good news is that the new "fat, fat" jeans don't have to have a pocket for your pencil, because you can keep some in your rolls.
brill 3
hahaha brilliant.
Rathmec 0
Harsh, but hilarious.
YDIBITCHES 0
Yeah for the reference!!!!
mrda 0
I seen this fml somewhere...
Trollkiller 0
u know wat I think of u op some very fat cow who likes to hog like a pig and has never ever heard of the word dieting...n thinks it will be cool to bitch abt it over here! and my 2nd thought one of the owner of this site is some fat ass coz most of the fmls here nowadays are about fat people crying without trying.
CheshireHalli 19
Wow, you're soooo nice. [/sarcasm] Instead of bashing her, why not offer something constructive? Use that single brain cell for something nice. =) BTW, OP, you may not even be that big... what size did you go to from? Another thing: could it be your genetics? That does make it harder to lose weight... =]