Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I washed my car because rain wasn't in the forecast. It started pouring before I'd even finished drying it. The weather app still insists it's "Sunny." FML
Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, while working at a grocery store, I spent about 30 minutes pushing carts inside in a blizzard. Not even 10 minutes after I had finished, I looked out the window and saw that not only had the snow completely stopped, but the sun was shining. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
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Mr_Fernandez 0
Wah, I was rained on! WAAAH!
crazyjack 0
wtf you had to walk 10 minutes to your office??? where the hell did you park??
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Comments (128)
Mr_Fernandez 0
Wah, I was rained on! WAAAH!
penguintux 0
I agree. Besides, you should have kept an umbrella in your car like the smart kids :]
genius_man16 1
Do people normally keep an umbrella in their car?
redoleander 0
Why were you wearing thin white pants to work anyways? Not exactly office wear. . .
maggiewalters 17
genius_man16 , YES
lmmmr 0
The material that dress pants are made out of is thin. White dress pants are pretty common.
kosscom 0
Thats what happens when you are a ****** who wears thin white pants!
lubby_fml 0
I was rained on aswell. It was like a monsoon where live. BUT, on the bright side, I guess you can finally get that raise.(P.S. I was just assuming you would want one xD) amirite?!
kosscom 0
How about you take off the thin white pants, and I bend you over and **** you in the ass, bitch?
MercedesJames 0
Ya its definately a chick
Mosswine 2
LOL! This is win.
Casualt1234 0
don't wear white pants unless you wanna get boned in the ass.
eggnogg 0
im gonna **** u in the ass hard bitchass
nettlekid 0
It takes you ten minutes to walk from your parking spot to your building? YDI.
alex_vik 1
Yeah, I was poured on while swimming today, and you don't see me posting an FML
redbluegreen 41
@alex_vik - I'm guessing you got wet? (;
jd254 2
it's not that she got wet that it's a fml, it's cuz of the improbable timing.
newmanlyman3 8
beglad you are not a dude and there is a female jogger in the distance.
swhockey02 0
so she can show her ****** 30
scvcwcheer 0
lubby, you obviously don't know what a monsoon is. it has nothing to do with rain. it's the seasonal shifting of winds in the India area. so try a different word. k?
facilitator 0
120- i dont know weather to hug you because you have an ion in your pic, or slap you because you put CO2 in it
justplainoldFML 0
Well maybe she had to and they had a dress code.
ily_hun996 0
darn :( I could've been first but my browser took too long to load :(
tarpack1984 0
um.... you're second
curryndricegirll 0
me too! and i tried five times and it kept telling me I was "too quick to comment" stupid internet
LewJH 0
That's the point...
missmeliss0309 0
I am not first on a forum on the internet. This was my life goal. Now no one will love me. FML.
0___0 9
I could've been first earlier, too. But I didn't have anything to say on a comment and didn't just wanna say "first1!!1!" so I didn't comment.
ChrisWasHere 0
I hate the way the OP wrote this out.
mahimalil 0
I was first on a comment before I was so caught up in gettin the first comment cause first gets the most replies so I just skimmed the FML and I wrote " U suck " the FML was about someone getting there dad one of those big erasers saying "For life's mistakes" and the dad tried to erase the OP he said it didn't work gave it back to OP and left I only got 8 replys so I got mad >:I
kittycat1597 10
Umm your an idiot. I think she knows that
chelsearenaeee 16
^you're
Manutdfan539 0
Are you a guy or a girl? :0
kewlcat 0
can you read??
Manutdfan539 0
woops. My bad. :)
DeadMansCrack 4
Kewlcat you're a bitch. You're not cool and you're not a cat. Cats can't type, bitch.
wgb128 0
there aren't subways in texas
missmeliss0309 0
wow. did you really need to say she wasn't a cat? 0_o
brrrx 0
Oh no, rain! It's a shame you're not waterproof.
kcain_mvus 1
Ever heard of an umbrella?
kewlcat 0
do you even know what cloud burst is?! in the middle of summer i dont carry around an umbrella. just sayin'
ilikequarters 0
try waiting 30 seconds
curryndricegirll 0
ouch! that sucks! bad day for white pants :(
rafaelaugusto94 0
sucks!
latkematzoball 0
you deserved it cuz ur on fml when ur supposed to be working :)
aback 5
Yes! There is a god!
nobody_special 0
It's almost like God was playing a practical joke on you! Great sense of humor... Those hand dryers in the bathrooms would've been good around then...