Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
catstew
United States
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
L.Lime05
United States
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Anonymous
Provo, United States
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Noah
France
RIP big dog
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
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kimcompton83 12
How many times have you had to do it?
daybid 7
Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.
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Comments (149)
omarzrgz 3
I wish I had a horse :( but I don't have enough Trident Layers to buy one
mikeawesome 0
Lmfao
MigraineurOfLife 15
That is just horrible! :(.
ashra_Raivyn 2
Bury it and this time wait for them with a 12 gauge and make sure they don't come back.
LesCDeal 6
Do you ever feel like you're just beating a dead horse? But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about your loss, OP. And I'm sorry about the joke.
DrMime 10
Oh no! Poor horsey :( I guess seabiscuits are tasty.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Deeper'd be cheaper, but digging a horse sized hole 8 feet into the ground (6 feet is the depth where coyotes and the like can't smell it, another 2 cause horses are big) would be damned hard work. OP loses no matter what. Or home cremation. Lighter fluid OP, nothing could ever go wrong.
Krirn 21
Dig a deeper hole, bury your horse, cover it with a layer of dirt, then before you cover it up completely, make a layer of 2x4's or bear traps, the choice is yours.
Soliz27 2
Circle of life, get over it!
THE_A_TEEN 28
People die all the time. It's the ******* circle of life.
angrymexican 8
That's not the point of the FML.
jmoreno 4
Get a gun shot the coyotes and bury them all problem solved
BeccaHugs 17
OP, simply place some large rocks on top of the grave like they did when they burried the dog in "Old Yeller" and it will prevent animals from digging through the soil.