Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
RIP big dog
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
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kimcompton83 12
How many times have you had to do it?
daybid 7
Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.
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Comments (149)
DooleyFTW 17
That's a terrible thing to say! Give it some oats and let it run free horses dont like being underground! The coyotes are helping the poor thing out digging it up.
18princess93 9
I wouldn't want to get to know you even if I had the chance. You're heartless. I would HOPE that if someone who you cared for died, that you would have such disrespect for them. >:(
leahmae88 7
Which is why they say 6ft under, so other animals can't smell it and dig it up. Kinda asking for it on that one.
18princess93 9
Oops. I meant "wouldn't". NOT "would"
moneybagz131 6
Aw that sucks. I know how u feel. I live on a ranch and burying the animals you raise aint a good feeling at all=(
Andrea87_fml 3
Dig another grave, for the coyotes...
perdix 31
Yeah, but then the coyotes will tunnel from their grave to the horse's, so you'll have done all that extra work for nothing.
laden_swallow09 35
If it were anyone else, I would've thumbed you down, but after i saw your name, I knew for a fact that you're being sarcastic. You're welcome. :)
Calyx_fml 22
Thumbs up for your pic!
katie72 6
Bear traps would work although they are blind weapon. I'm sure there's a better for word for what I'm trying to say here
cosmosis 12
Burying horses is hard work. Bury the coyotes instead!! No coyotes means old Mr. Ed can sleep in peace
Sumo69 9
I love to hunt for food and for sport I would kill a coyote just for something to do so if it's on your land digging up stuff shot it
perdix 31
Bury it in the swamp. The gators will take care of the horse and the coyotes once and for all.