Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
catstew
United States
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
L.Lime05
United States
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Anonymous
Provo, United States
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Noah
France
RIP big dog
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
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kimcompton83 12
How many times have you had to do it?
daybid 7
Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.
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kimcompton83 12
How many times have you had to do it?
ohwellwhyme 2
I don't get why people ask questions here. The OP can not and will not ever answer your question.
daybid 7
Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.
Roevera 14
Actually you're wrong... OP can see and can answer.. I've seen a few where OP replies. it has 'Original Poster' under the comment.
Roevera 14
Watch the video "KONY 2012" share it everywhere!!!!
theten_fml 9
Sometimes it makes me feel better to know someone else had the same question I did. -"Stop the Kony! Spread the word like you would the mayo!"
ladyLALAA 29
I get pretty excited when the OP actually replies to stuff. They really should more often, so many sleepless nights...
slantyshanty 7
Give that horse an acid bath?
MizzErikaHart 8
The real question is how many people had to reread this fml cuz they thought it had to do with something sexual....hope it's not just me
ScaughtieHolden 11
I don't think "horse" is a sexual innuendo for anything.
gojira666 7
Except my overly large manhood.
ScaughtieHolden 11
You mean ego...
xaviiboo 9
84 is right. OP said horse. Not donkey. And how would anyone think the FML is SEXUAL?? It's clearly about horse burial. And OP I understand the horse may have been special to you but you're either going to have to dig a little deeper or bury it somewhere where you won't see coyotes digging it up. It's nature. That's what will happen. Unless you bury it in a graveyard....
desireev 18
I've had the OP reply to many of my comments and I've seen the OP make posts or replies on many FMLs. It's not really that rare. It's all just a matter of 'the right place at the right time', I guess..
coyoteGenocide 0
this is why I kill coyotes all the time!
FurryRocks 10
It's rainbow kev
claudio117 12
69 times hehe
Awes0meperson 10
That's what she said Sorry, someone had to do it :}
ladyLALAA 29
Aren't you special 127 :)
ljonjonl 2
Watch for them and see if they come again. If they do, scare them off or something
markrs 0
3- thank you captain obvious! Gee Willikers you're smart!
Tylerdre 6
Ooh looks like we have a troll on our hands!
deviable 9
That won't come even close to working.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Alright this is obviously an FML for the coyotes. I mean, look at all the hard work they do to dig up their dinner, and some punk keeps covering it over and over again!
OhHushDear 11
She can't stand by the grave all day and night to make sure they stay away, 3.
jackrileymac 4
Hey I think it's a good idea. Where I come from, we watch em and shoot em when they cause problems
BradTheBrony 19
Boomhauer Mode, ACTIVATE! Dangoldcyotesmessinupmydangoldhorsey'knowwhatI'mtalkin'about?
idreamtamonster 5
Aw :(
HeartOfLead 24
Ah, so I'm guessing that you live up in northern Florida were there is more space for farms and owning horses, unlike down here in the southern part where it's mostly rural areas. Besides I've never heard of coyotes in the SF, LOL. Try using bear traps, I heard they were multi-purpose, or mines, or flockz. **SORRY FOR THREAD JACKING(I'm wanted throughout the world for highjacking peoples threads [and being an exclusive terrorist, but that part isn't important])**
Jiplo 18
I must say, OP, that flipping sucks.
idreamtamonster 5
Its ok, 172. I forgive you :p
kimcompton83 12
Cremation is always an option!
thiscrazything 1
Right. Good luck with that.
EmreArslan 11
Am I the only one who thinks that OP should let her horse be eaten? It will decay eventually and its sad for the coyotes...
MissHayleyJames 7
Well when they cremate a horse, they have to cut it into pieces first. Not a very pleasant way to think about your beloved horse. Granted, I don't actually know what we do with our horses' bodies when they die. I think we just have them disposed of. Ideally I'd like to give the bodies to a zoo or something to feed the lions and whatnot, but I understand people who wouldn't want that. I have a few horses I plan to cremate.
NAU_future 7
If it keeps happening dig a deeper hole. I can imagine that would be difficult with a horse though. If you are insistent about burying it go 6 feet down. After so many feet the coyotes won't be able to smell it anymore.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww, poor horse. Sorry about your loss :(
holly1398 5
ew
coldhated 7
Put something heavy on top of the grave
cosmosis 12
Hmmm. I can see flaws in your oversized paper-weight theory...
whippymcdumb4zs 0
A bulldozer might work.........
bunny911 16
Actually when we buried a dog a few years ago, we found that a 1/4" thick steel plate worked quite well.
DiamondSkate 4
Haha this made me lol
coldhated 7
Care to share?
kaileeyp 9
Well they could put a bunch of heavy rocks on top. It keeps animals from getting the horse, marks the grave, and looks prettier.
L_Lovegood 19
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like something straight out of a comicbook? No offense, of course, to the OP and his/her loss.
lrgenesis 19
Lol yeah you are
DrMime 10
What the hell kind of comics are you reading?
yahoowizard 16
It is weird that OP lives near coyotes... I mean, I never thought that they lived near humans at all, but meh, who knows
deviable 9
There are several places where they live near humans. I have them jumping in my backyard all the time. But chances are, of op owns a horse, then they live on a farm, or near a rural area.
greatinbed 0
They live everywhere in Texas, Tennessee, and Kentucky. Like you can live in a not a dated community but like whatever they call em when they aint giot no gate, anyways you could walk outside you back or front door and BAMM theres a coyote not more than 50 ft from you.
desireev 18
Where I live, coyotes are about as common as cats, dogs, cows, and horses! They're everywhere! We, for the most part, leave them be. We just have to take extra precautions and make sure they don't tear our property and belongings up! Mischievous little creatures!
BTR_lover 1
They're in Georgia too. Not just there.. -_-
UltimateGIRness 16
217-I was gonna Say that.the only animal I have that they won't bother is my goat.he is huge and mean so he runs them off.
LaColombianita 26
Damn coyotes. That would not be a pleasant sight to re bury your beloved dead horse :(
LaColombianita 26
Kinda the point of my comment I'm saying I feel bad for them. I understood the FML perfectly fine.
DrMime 10
Ah snap!
ladyLALAA 29
Boom! Bitch goes down!
Ihaveactualballs 6
That's so true, I don't understand why anyone would click "he deserved it" unless he tortured the horse or something
zingline89 18
Forget about all the neigh sayers, I say cremate so you don't have to deal with this again.
LesCDeal 6
"Neigh" sayers? I see what you did there.
DrMime 10
I see what he did mare too.
Furrywhiplash 14
Hay now, hold your horses on the puns you guys, OP is going through a rough time and I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate us horsing around...
lrgenesis 19
Now I hoof to think of a pun...
DrMime 10
Steedy guys, don't dash to conclusions here. We are only haying that OP should be a little more careful, I might be a saddle man on the internet, but my opinions stall count. No need to spur up trouble or anything.
lrgenesis 19
I wanna spur up trouble so people yell at me until their voices are hoarse and they canter keep yelling
greatinbed 0
Your profile description really confused me, like to the point I couldn't read anymore....
KeyboardWarrior 10
I see the potential for new juicystar. The blonde is strong in this one.
desireev 18
greatinbed- You should really change your username, Sweetie. Or delete the account you have and start a new one.
MissHayleyJames 7
Well if you spur up trouble, PETA might trample you. They'll raise their High Brows and say you're not very Smooth As A Cat. Just tell them to take some Peptoboonsmal and start acting like a Smart Little Lena instead of ranting like drunk idiots at a Metallic Cat concert. If they keep up trouble, challenge them to a Dual your Rey and give them a taste of a good Third Cutting. Just make sure you have a lot of Dual Pep and show them who the real Sophisticated Catt is. (I apologize that almost no one will understand these puns. They're all the names of famous stallions. I'll go hide in my corner now)
lrgenesis 19
69 - whose?