Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
RIP big dog
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
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kimcompton83 12
How many times have you had to do it?
daybid 7
Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.
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Comments (149)
greenmen 12
So funny
Branflakes78 13
How is funny you creep!! Change your profile pic weirdo
Valdrek 26
Aww man that sucks, horses are amazing and trusting creatures. Kill the coyotes
perdix 31
True men don't kill coyotes.
Sumo69 9
They come on my land and killed like ever cat of mine they **** with my dogs I killed about 25 or 30 a year real men don't kill coyotes real men let them kill all there live stock two
perdix 31
CTFD, it's an obscure Red Hot Chili Peppers reference.
greatinbed 0
If your being serious, then your kinda blonde sweetheart. The house is dead it can't literally eat oats anymore...I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
greatinbed 0
Sit outside with a rifle or maybe a bolt action gun those are always funn but not your best choice, anyways and shot every single last one of them there bastards. That'll get it done, done up right too.
generallee836 0
Most bolt actions are rifles. Some are shotguns, fewer are pistols. But saying rifles and bolt actions dosn't make alot of sense
Enslaved 38
It's super hard to bury anything deep in Florida because of the coral rocks. I once buried my sister's dog in my backyard and could hardly break the surface.
greatinbed 0
Theres a difference between a person and an animal, yes I understand he is being a but rude. But horses are my life and if my house pissed away I would be teapot upset, and I would cry a lot. But I would shot all them stupid motherfuckers in the head.
gtdCatlin 1
Get a back-hoe or a shotgun... Both will take care of your coyote problem.
Birdie_Sage 0
There are coyotes in Florida? Bury it deeper.
wallygolf 3
Do what the guys did in my pic. Where i live its open season on them because we have so many and they cause so much damage to farmers livestock
Fluhz 6
You're a disgusting human being.
MissHayleyJames 7
Dude, you're my hero. And to the commenter above me, how is protecting your pets and livestock disgusting? Coyotes are disease ridden pests that will kill your animals, or even toddlers if they got the chance. They run amok and you have to thin the population to keep disease down and protect your animals. Welcome to life.
wallygolf 3
Thats just a picture. Im not in it or the one who took it. But l say coyote furs ftw
DooleyFTW 17
63 - REALLY!?!?!? oh no!! I thought the OP was burying the horse for safekeeping :( I can't believe it's dead.. I think I'm gonna go submit an FML now.