flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doggone
United States
Where to start?
Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML
Buyingagun
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Top comments
cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
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Comments (537)
cheerleader25 0
I hate it when that happens!!
ninjaniki 0
was it a chihuahua?
denbeste 3
chihuaua or whatever, is technically a rodent. not a dog.
Rickilynn1 10
It's become a daily thing for me .. Damn owls !
rdvfyubuyg 1
those damn owls
baddud300 6
Was your dog by any chance dressed like a fat green pig?
ScaughtieHolden 11
11 how the hell is a chihuahua a rodent? Canis familiaris, Aka, domestic dog.
ollierobs 0
Owl post FTW...
blanquito 1
69.... shuthell up
jvillan87 5
I'm sorry, but if an owl mistakes your "dog" for something it can eat, then it's not a dog. If I can drop kick the so called "dog", then it's not a dog. Either way...that seriously blows.
QwertyMcNugget 0
It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.
dolphincheddar 10
either your dog is a magic taco making chihuahua, or it somehow resembles a rodent. either way the irony in this fml is hilarious
enonymous 9
That's how my family was murdered..
Jayrs93 11
anything I can kick over the fence shouldn't be classified as a dog
Ryanmatuszak 5
31- thats the best comment ive ever read
SunDropGirl 0
this FML reminds me of the proposal.(: hehe except that's a hawk but still. great movie
doyougiveacrap 0
31 clever very funny
liquidfireKAN 0
okay I know all the girls here are gonna cry and think I'm evil but the guys will laugh. imagine putting a chiuaua ( sorry for the spelling ) on a football stand and kicking it down the field.
scrapmetal58 9
Clearly he is delivering it to Hagrid at Hogwarts.
semchuk 6
your fam wasn't murdered, it was just recruited to hogwarts:)
PutItIn 8
I love u now 97
JTthePurpleNinja 5
is this a joke or are you not that bright ? he was saying the Chihuahua is a rodent because it closely resembles one. I once thought a soaking wet Chihuahua was a rat !
HowAreYouToday 34
way to be serious, moron.
HowAreYouToday 34
heh. you failes
inSayne 7
you should be proud OP, he's been accepted into Hogwarts!
arlekin21 0
this would be EPIC if the dog was a Great dane or a Rottweiler
koe4 0
its not murder if nature did it. unless it was a group of super owl assassins. then i feel your pain...
tzuriel11 9
chihuahuas are rats!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
have y'all noticed that in 1s pic there's a small dog with her? lol
FunnyWeasel 7
here's the scoop, the owl must be pretty big to pick up a dog...
puny74 0
yet anyone who steals jokes from jeff dunham classifies as a douchbag.
puny74 0
^123
craw1992 0
haha Angry Birds!
Delta2Almanac 7
I'm sorry Paris Hilton :( maybe you can buy another dog?
loveluver7 0
81…why don't you shut the **** up
EpicPear 0
Did anybody consider it could be a small puppy?
SpankyMcThrust 6
Anyone who finds humor in needless death should be classified as ******* retarded.
HowAreYouToday 34
and anyone who doesn't find humor is an old biddy.
hayleclark 17
that's tragic.
Thunderbender 2
#97 has reached king status.
easyusername7 9
sorry, but more like **** that dog's life :(
monkeebalz 0
they climbing in yo windows and snatching yo canines up...
jcasebier 5
11. RODENTS DON'T BARK! >:D
djxtones 0
agreed! They aren't even getting the quotes right. jeez
brozorz 0
the owl would have to be tank to do that
LASERZ7 4
win
Yung23 0
97 win!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
you met Errol?
will003 0
trolololol
destructinator1 0
Dogs dont bounce when they bark
erfia712 1
273... Clearly you dont have a dogl
lilny5613 10
152- LOL in a girl I don't think your evil thats funny
ItsJustMe1616 26
Haha 97 you and I had the same thought! Be happy your dog might be on it's way to hogwarts!
The_madmax 23
@ #85, I can drop kick a baby, does that mean its not a baby? Or what about a cat? I can drop kick a cat, is it not a cat then?
lekiat 0
poor dog
xlord 27
that something that will keep you awake at night....…get it? cause owls stay awake at… okay I'm sorry
commietaco 0
it was a griffon.
yougotapes 7
this a depressing FML sorry op.
felipe87 2
if an owl can pick it up then it is not a dog
ariannaa_fml 17
poor owl :(
diceplaya 12
Did the owl atleast tell you how many lucks it takes you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
diceplaya 12
licks* Sorry guys, tiny keyboard.
mfmylifesrsly 30
this is crazy. I was just getting a flash back of my cat who was taken by an owl. I mean I know these jokes are funny but imagine if you were an animal and were taken up by a giant bird..the way hawks and owls kill their prey is vicious. sorry OP, hope you're okay :(
Tektite 14
I'm scared that will happen to my dog because she's so tiny :(
zakkyzebra 11
I read "my dad[...]"
SpankyMcThrust 6
@177 What if it's a puppy numbnuts?
Cereal_Is_Good 5
If it's small enough for an owl to carry it off, it's not a dog.
jazzyjada10 6
if it's not a dog, then why would it bark?
irishgirl92x 1
omg
sukatlife 0
I agree with Felipe. now replace the rat u used to have with something that doesn't weigh less than a turd
irishman1733 0
if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.
irishman1733 0
if you had a real dog this wouldn't have happened.
UsernameUnknown 7
Its a bunny.
idontcare8l 3
owls, the pedaphiles of the night
ifbrockd 0
poor dog my ass lol
Mattsharky5 2
Something like this only happens in Texas
fauxyhaha 0
250- Aww !!! I'm sorry !!! Yeah, that happened to my cat also ... It totally stinks :((
m0tl3ycru3 0
Damn nature you scary
ItsJustMe1616 26
It's ok 65. You are forgiven.
The_madmax 23
@#177 you're stupid.
Raori 25
big owl or small dog?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yes :P
jvillan87 5
it would have been funny if it was a big owl and a big dog...imagine your labrador sitting there minding his own business, perhaps a ball in his mouth waiting for you to throw it to him when BAM! He's gone....being flown into the moonlight....
fashionistaGirll 0
Haha 90 that was hilarious
flavboarder 9
it was probably one of those annoying little dogs that never shut up
starry71 0
lol
EmyB_fml 8
Is your dog a rat ?
tookietookie123 5
We have a conundrum :O
SpankyMcThrust 6
How the **** would that be funny?
hayleclark 17
that would be terrifying D:
IxLovexYouuuu 6
those damned owls.
ItsJustMe1616 26
Just out of curiosity 90, why would said lab be waiting for you to throw said ball if it is already in his mouth?
girlie90 0
sorry to hear about that
tencalories 3
that happened to me too but it dropped him before it left
Xaviour 0
time for a new dog.
cheerchick99 0
wtf?
cheerchick99 0
wtf?
Ebruz 6
This is sad. Sad indeed.
lexiemuffin 0
how classy
instnt1nfction 17
classy indeed
fauxyhaha 0
I agree
KennKenn 0
First thing that came to my head? "The Proposal"
petitechou_fml 9
Me too!
ChloroformPanda 21
Hahahaha Yes! Throw your phone at it.
ChelseaXD 0
Me too!!
thamindofme 0
me too!
shamille 5
THIS. I think that dog was a bit heavy for the owl though. From now, on **** owls. **** owls and their stupid mail service.
SunDropGirl 0
OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!
SunDropGirl 0
OMG 8!! that was my first thought too!
jjames7543 13
"To the window, to the wall! Till the sweat drips down my balls!"
claireful 4
This FML was probably the first thing that popped into OP's head after watching 'The Proposal'
flourecentclear 0
Totally agree
hayleclark 17
except I'm pretty sure that she was offering her dog in exchange for the phone :O
ilovecountry 0
me too haha
lafytafy3020 0
Hahahaha same here hahaahahahaaha throw your phone at it
ClairMuniz445 6
Haha, same here!!
JTthePurpleNinja 5
how freaking huge was that owl ?! or was your dog a Chihuahua ? still, sorry to see this !
ieatcats 0
hes in texas so many beaners down here its bound to be a chihuahua
RiiOT09 9
in my area we aren't supposed to leave any dog under 20lbs outside unattended because several dogs have been grabbed
puppylovegurl 0
that's sad !
JTthePurpleNinja 5
that's a tad frightful but don't you think it would be amazing to see ? especially if it is a tiny yappy dog !
SpankyMcThrust 6
No that would not be amazing to see, shut the **** up and go jerk off to the discovery channel.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
well I think it would be pretty strange to se a bird fly away with a dog- only said yappy little dog because they annoy the hell out of every one. and congrats for thinking you're a big man on the Internet ! what a joke.
JTthePurpleNinja 5
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roseydot 0
How small was your dog?? But I'm sorry for your loss.
HowAreYouToday 34
it was a freaking Labrador, smart ass!
gar4152 0
it could if it was a puppy idiot
ginaatheging 3
it must of been one strong ass owl then!
grovervac3000 15
I agree...! OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC ROSEY DOT!!
Freeze_fml 17
Did you hire a babysitter for the dog? Doubt anyone remembers that FML.
thefriendlyc 0
that was a hawk
stuner56 22
I remember that
DocBastard 40
Freeze, that just proves that you've been here way too long. :)
skyttlz 32
I remember it.