Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Top comments
greenie213 23
Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
exzaclee 3
Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?
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Comments (229)
californialovin 5
Everything happens for a reason OP. You'll find someone better... :)
mowmowlife 21
Nothing is ever that simple. It was simply a build up of everyone's situations and circumstances. If OP is a good guy then he may find someone better. If OP isn't that much better than his partner then she may be better off.
californialovin 5
I was just trynaa' make light of the situation.. My badd.
Welshite 40
At least your phone and iPod are replaceable, and the girl wasn't worth your time. I think you'll come out of it fine.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Don't worry, hopefully karma will get that bitch:)
perdix 31
Unless he kidnapped your girlfriend, she chose to go with the other guy. The phone and the iPod are the innocent victims here. And maybe you, of course, if you didn't neglect your girlfriend.
S4ndsurph3r 4
If she was kidnapped you should call him and say "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you want ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a particular set of skills. I will find you. And I will kill you."
Welshite 40
...Now give me back my iPod and phone.
Kenton1008 21
26's comment is full of awesome. That movie was pretty good.
SenselessPattern 12
TAKEN 2 IS COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY!!!! LIAMNEESON-GASM....
8313girl 28
Update: Taken 2 is not as good as the first. BEWARE!
BoratSagdiyev 2
Grab a baseball bat and man-up son.
dustyb555 1
I think manning up would include not getting a bat, and handle it the way men should. Don't need weapons, just the two fist you were given.
Pandacupcakelove 26
He sounds like a real classy guy... If your girlfriend fell for that guy, she probably wasn't worth your time.
bach2121 13
The guy that stole them needs to be taught a lesson!
Dcm210 19
She's not your problem anymore. but if you can prove the phone and ipd are yours, call the police.
_krystallynn_ 11
go get them back. show him your not going to be pushed around like this, its not right.
Rommel1942 9
I'd say leave the bitch. If she doesn't respect him enough to stay then screw that. Unless OP did something majorly bad but it doesn't seem that way