Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Top comments
greenie213 23
Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
exzaclee 3
Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?
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Comments (229)
Posthuman 26
At least he didn't roll you down a hill
lidsthesquid 4
Hmm, because that would have been the cherry on top...
irietownn 0
Go get your shit back leave the chick if she will leave you in the first place she ain't worth shit
JaneDoexD 8
I'd kick a bitch's ass
landeli 1
That sucks big 1s!!!
gmc_blossom 21
I'd honestly be more upset about the iPod and phone. That shit is expensive.
Nilla_Please 12
Now the question are all of those the same object?
reckless_blonde 5
I like how your phone was first on this list...I see how important your gf is. Hahaha
Dmeister2008 3
Well if the bitch gonna leave him for a dude like that then shit she ain't worth nothin lol
darthzerg 7
Dude man the **** up and get your shit back, **** the bitch but dont let someone steal fron you.
kirby1964 20
I'm assuming you can get two of those back. The third is not worth getting bak.
kikimonole 13
Well now you know how to report him to the police! I might just leave the "stealing my girlfriend" part out...