Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
You ain't seen me, right?
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Bad doggo!
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Never reveal your password to anything
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
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whatsmccraken 0
go home and take a dump in his pillow case
vendris 5
Jep, Stand up for yourself and make him pay.
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whatsmccraken 0
That sucks
Poonheart 0
Again, another fake FML Sure, someone would definitely steal your ipod and wallet, but do you live in the ghetto? First off, someone only would have stolen your cell phone to sell, otherwise it would be of no use once you deactivate it And your clothes? Why would someone steal your clothes, aren't the ipod and wallet enough? Those you can fit in your pocket, but the clothes are probably worth 10% of what the ipod and wallet combined are. So, fake. This is all from a thief's perspective, and this isn't what a real situation would be like.
malikotako 0
I disagree, in my PE class someone broke into my locker and took my clothes, which I find gross. But they did steal some of my other stuff. They took my notes from class. So maybe from where your from no one would take clothes. But here, they would.
UseTheFrags 0
Dude you're a ******* prick. They'd steal your clothes just to embarrass you, because they're arseholes.
PumpkinTarte 0
Nobody knows for sure if its fake besides the OP himself. Don't be so quick to judge, just because it sounds wrong to you. It makes you look obnoxious.
KiSsKiZzy 0
#19 learn to spell!.... Bitch
RAMBabyyy 0
I understand being skeptical about the clothes, but of course someone could steal a cell phone. It could of been a metro phone or something. I use Sprint, and you can switch off companies. He could of deactivated the phone before it got that far, but his locker was open for three hours, it could of been anytime between that. People get phones, iPods, etc stolen in my town all the time. But then again, Detroit is only a good four blocks down.
UseTheFrags 0
WTF, What did I spell wrong?
UseTheFrags 0
Ah yes. Savages. xD
hockeyfml555 0
yes someone steal clothes, in fact somekid in my gym class thought it would be a good idea to steal my deoderant
0___0 9
Yeah my town has a really low crime rate and people get things from their lockers stolen.. It's mostly their clothes, too. I guess kids don't want to have to $20 for gym clothes xD
SizeMayVary 0
Hey Poonheart your a ******* idiot at my old high school people used to steal backpacks clothes everything not just wallets phones ipods blahblahblah. People are just ****** up and steal whatever they can get their hands on.
xMooMoox 0
#45 if they were in your class you would notice them wearing your clothes. And there is always the possibility you would notice by chance even if they were in a different class (a friend in their class, forgot something so you came back etc) and it would have to be someone around your size so if you're pretty skinny or obese it would be even easier to figure out who they are. I think stealing the clothes to be an ass is highly plausible but not to wear them yourself for gym. It could happen and you could not get caught but I just don't think so. Oh but if your school had uniform gym clothes then you would probably not be caught and people would be more likely to steal and wear them.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Yeah, this definitely isn't fake. Last year in my P.E. class my friend and I shared a locker. She only made the combination lock look like it was closed, it was really open though. She can't open a combination lock for her life and she didn't want to wait for me the next day. She didn't think anyone would go in out locker. So somebody noticed it and stole our pants because we're obviously required to change our clothes for class. Oh and to mention it, half my city is considered ghetto. I don't live over in those areas though. And if you think I'm lying about making the lock look like it was close, there's a square indent on the locker where you put the lock and she propped it up to look like it's closed.
Plumppotato 3
#55, right because anyone with the same clothes as you obviously stole them from you. theres no such thing as mass production. theres no stores where anyone can go and buy it.
Julioyobaby 0
Well, this FML isn't fake. In my gym class in a period of about 4 months I had 2 cell phones, a BACKPACK, sandals, sneakers, & a pair of jeans stolen from me. Its just that some people have no ******* lives. >.>
rjhicks59 0
What's a commonwealth pig?
RyanZhang22 1
actually, it's quite common to have your clothes stolen. trust me, it happened to my girlfriend.
xXCHAINEDXx 0
15 someone stole my green shirt once. I was thinking wat kind of freak steal a shirt
justin_brdfrd 0
15 you're a dumbass, people will steal anything, have you been living under a rock or something?
Mforce 8
Arsehole isn't a misspelling. It's another slang type word
insolvent 4
That sucks! :(
666HailSatan666 0
I'd blow up whatever prized possessions he has (i.e. skateboard, guitar, trophies)
Flamersplamer 0
fourth
666HailSatan666 0
DIE
Flamersplamer 0
Don't speak to me like that, i am the Devil, hell now has internet, we are years ahead of heaven.
xMooMoox 0
#33 you rock
Flamersplamer 0
that much is obvious.
hilda_kitty 16
and hell went ahead and blew up the earth, and all suddenly had Internet. xD
friscobuff 0
YDI FOR BEING AS STUPID AS YOUR BROTHER!
pempem 0
lol
Mforce 8
I hate people like you who vote YDI for no good reason... You're a douche you know that!
warsun 27
School does not apply in your life eh?
tismyname 3
OP didn't do anything I think you're reading it wrong. His brother took his lock while he was away and someone else stole his clothes
vendris 5
Jep, Stand up for yourself and make him pay.
Trollkiller 0
tour bro is the hero of the day he's a keeper u better keep him forever for that I think u have to marry him n yeah next time don't be such a mean n selfish bro that ur bro has to steal instead of just asking u
whatsmccraken 0
go home and take a dump in his pillow case
tany_fml 0
win
metawarr556 3
Make him pay.
moonlight_daze 8
This is the second FML in the past twenty-four hours where someone from Oregon describes their shit getting stolen.