Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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greenie213 23
Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
exzaclee 3
Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?
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Comments (229)
skyenoelle 15
That's fine OP. if your girlfriend would leave you randomly for this trashy guy, she's likely to do it again to him. But I say report the other items stolen by him and get law enforcement to deal with it. If this guy is dumb enough to steal your phone and iPod with you knowing, it sounds like he would be dumb enough to start something with you, so don't try to get your stuff back by yourself. Sorry OP, some people are just unbelievable. :/
hurrican_fml 0
Get an iPhone 5, and a better girlfriend
CodeXana 9
Like your (ex)girlfriend is property that can be "stolen"? Ugh. Anyway you should report the missing devices and as for the girl, it was her decision, unless she was somehow deceived. Let it go.
tj4234 36
it's a phrase, never heard of 'stealing someones partner'?
emmanhall11 3
You should probably tell the police rather than post an FML...
mikepzz 27
shoot him
hellproof023 6
Wondering if the girlfriend paid for the phone and iPod.
tiffaniekear 3
Whether the girlfriend payed for it or not, it was his property. Therefore, still considered theft.
hellproof023 6
If he was a bum with no job and the girl paid for everything including his phone bill ( hypothetically) then she has the right to the phone and sell the iPod for the bill b
Roxas2898 4
I think it's time for u to stand up, say enough is enough and let them drop mate.
journeytotheend 16
LIKE A BOSS
toughchick14 15
Ouch! Sorry OP!
haywoodjuhblomee 1
Ask for them back? F that go slap that guy