Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
abdominates
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
foretwintie
Canada
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Top comments
greenie213 23
Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!
exzaclee 3
Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?
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Comments (229)
timberwolf408 7
3 things stolen, but only one has a virus...
PhishloverA 14
Just call the police and say he kidnapped your girlfriend
dylanmellark101 5
How did u write this?
stoptrying 9
Ever heard of a computer?
sillyyanks 24
Jesus buddy. Ever heard of a COMPUTER? Or even a TABLET? Or any electronic contraption with internet access. These days you could post an FML from your printer/scanner. Clearly you have missed out on a large chunk of technological development!!
the_true_batman 10
This is what baseball bats were invented for.
Sitaaboo 6
Damn... All by the same fellow. Guess you should have paid more attentions to what's yours.
burz_fml 5
**** that! Put your man pants on and go cry...like the rest of us...
Alan2 24
Dinkleburg...
waynesmedley92 2
You know, you can always report that iPod as stolen if it was registered with your email
kcor1176 0
Go beat his ass! Wtf don't let him get away with your phone and iPod! To heck with the girl she's replaceable
ElishaisSexy2016 9
I'm sorry OP! Beat the guy up!