Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
awesomelylame 0
Please repeat what you just said. You're 15 years old dude, keep dreaming of Pokemon.
d_ele 0
your life is average :)
stuffed_bear 4
I have done it to and I am 22.
xxjosegxx 0
why is shiny charmander so popular among the rest? ahahaha
kingjames4life 0
maybe it's time to start playing playboy mansion instead of pokemon. lol
skizzlerz 0
psh nothing wrong with that. Especially when you evolve that shiny charmander into a sweet ass Black Charizard....ohhhh yeahhh now THAT'S hot.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I want one on emerald but I either have to use game shark, catch all pokemon, or get all symbols on battle frontier :/
skizzlerz 0
yeah unless you're chaining on DPPt, you pretty much gotta go the game shark route or trade with someone else. I just traded with other people on my Pearl. I got like 3 or 4 shiny charmander and evolved one of them all the way. So bad ass. Dayum
RuCheezBurger 10
Maybe you'll dream of the females in pokemon next time. better than nothing.
BarbieGirl1671 0
It's quite normal....you know, until you wake up from an enthralling pokemon battle and find some wet sheets if you know what I mean..........gotta catch 'em all.
seraphxchild 3
that is the best dream...ever
minidinosaurgoes 9
pokemon for the win!
Thejackel79 9
Don't feel so bad. I'm 17 and right now I'm playing pokemon yellow.
BarbieGirl1671 0
thats pretty hot bro
okmankk 4
yellow! that games BEAST!!!! u get all three starters