Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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some2521nobody 0
You sir, have awesome dreams. That's not an FML.
7sevensevenseven 0
ur cool.....
stefluvsyou 4
pokemon fetish?
minidinosaurgoes 9
pokemons just THAT epic.
t3hpwnz4rz 4
last I checked charmanders are given by professor oak you cannot catch them in the wild. God damn noobs.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
new versions dumbass >.>
Sunny_Eclipse 6
AMEN, BROTHA!! And God bless ya! :,D
fmlrockssomuch 0
dream of me baby :D
evilgumibear666 0
hey, hey now, that's ******* amazing!!! idk how this is an FML
BariumDeep 0
Don't be ashamed of nerdliness. Nerdcore or die!
Sunny_Eclipse 6
I think you mean shiny PokéMON my good man. And I'm that girl :)