Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Motherly love
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Well, actually…
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
Mostly OK
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.
greenman_fml 0
better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"
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greenman_fml 0
better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"
fsxman1 11
wait that's not what moms are supposed to tell you???
MissDanish17 5
Ya,I bet someone would say that.
MissDanish17 5
sarcasm..
NorfolkDude 2
Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.
2random 0
im sure she loves u:)
idolmonkey 0
What's the big deal about this one? Seriously... this is no fml moment.
PurpleLlamas 0
...(cricket...cricket...)and...? my mom says that. sometimes she says i love you too but seriously...8 is right not an fml moment
stump11knights 10
Her mom didn't say love you back!
0___0 9
#8 The OP is so stupid it's not like "Thanks" means "I don't love you" or something ;/ retard.
macfluffers 0
As the others said, I fail to see what's so wrong with "Thanks." What were you expecting?
oxheatherrrox 0
haha whenever i call my mom to ask for something or say goodnight from a friends house, i say " i love you" and she hangs up.
vocaloidtiger 12
Aw.
cinnamania 3
Well that's a slap in the face, huh?
MetalCraze 11
hahaha dissed by your own mom epic fail
gothnotemo 0
U just got rejected...