Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've lied about my grades for three years of high school already and my mom thinks I'm a straight A student. I'm supposed to be going to college in a year. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I made a 99 on my history test. Proud of myself, I went to tell my mom. She cut me off to say, "If it’s less than a 100, you’re fucking grounded." FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML
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Top comments
Iamthebanzai22 21
Good. That is what parents are for: To make sure you are on the right track.
Justkidding100 41
with grades like those you better hope it's just the year because you'll very likely be repeating that year of school!
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Comments (10)
poopface82 25
That might have worked back in the day but it doesn’t work now.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Good. That is what parents are for: To make sure you are on the right track.
Justkidding100 41
with grades like those you better hope it's just the year because you'll very likely be repeating that year of school!
Wadlaen 24
Depending on your age, but you do have a responsibility for your own learning, and faking it that way in the long term surely is worse for you than for her?
Thaylok 17
Go into politics. It's a career where being a lying cheat is acceptable. F your parents life. I I feel for them.
L0life29 6
it’s not even worth insulting you
Sonotsuave 37
How about instead of focusing on lying to your mom about your grades, you put that effort into actually bringing them up? 30s and 40s are terrible my guy. Start studying and hitting them books because you need at least 60s and 70s to pass.
idragosani 17
Why did you think you were going to get away with this?
great_nate 26
Why did you think you were going to get sympathy for this?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Way to go, OP! You're on track for a life of living on the streets with a meth addiction! I'm so proud of you wanting to live your life that way! Just kidding, you stupid bastard.