Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
fucktheearth
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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pandaz1711 0
Doesn't it give you two tries one to change it and after confirm it?
xGolfWangx 5
Ur pasword probably spells out "bless you" ^_^
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Comments (52)
katiebrynn 2
Maybe trying sneezing into the phone .. That totally sucks fyl.
unknown_user5566 27
You should know better! Who in their right mind changes their phone password during allergy season? ;)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
OP apparently. (Yes I get your sarcasm ;))
amandarrr 3
How the **** did you manage that? Did it not occur to you to lift your finger away from your phone while you were sneezing? Maybe to cover your mouth or something? Ydi
AGhost5445 25
You don't sneeze on your hand.
Everlastingx 6
Now you see, you bring up your arm to cover your nose & mouth. This prevents the spreading of germs and also prevents me from threatening you with a fork for being an unhygienic freak. You get it? I hope so.
ALpein 0
If the password screen is "I Am _ _ _ _ locked", I have a good idea as to what your password is...
gr8koolkat 6
Well we know that this is fake, because you need to type it twice to change it. How could they start typing it the first time, press the second box and type the exact same thing all while sneezing?
unknown_user5566 27
Not all phones are the same. So no, we don't all know this is fake.
SovietBarney 8
Have another sneeze attack while typing in your password to see if it's correct.
Fml_FTW228 10
STEWIEGRIFFIN1 IS CLEARY AN IMPOSTER!! If he was actually Stewie he would have put "867-5309, 111-1111 damn you 111-1112 dammit Louis."
Yousuck24 21
Can you restore your phone?
boofybluth 6
That's not possible because you have to type it twice. There's no way
neilf1969 7
Don't u need to do it twice to change it
Shrike 24
Not on mine. Then again, mine's a cheap piece of shit straight out of satan's asshole.
whatsup215 0
It's from Satan's asshole and you hold it to your face to talk on it? o.O
Shrike 24
Yeah, it's practice for when I run for President.