Bianka05
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
esoog
United States
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
Peaky Bladders
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Wet Britches
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Oh dear…
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
shelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Sprinkler
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
niabby
United States
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Anonymous
Night terrors
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Upside-Down Sleeper.
Pasadena, United States
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Anonymous
Three piss suite
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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Glowworm56 27
This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!
lucasjames22 8
sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.
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Glowworm56 27
This is totally understandable because we often forget our daily routines when we're absent from them for about a week. That alarm clock had to have been really terrifying!
lucasjames22 8
sigh. another I peed myself story. apparently bladder control is a big issue with people.
evilplatypus 39
Yeah, I have an insanely weak bladder, but even I'm like "Jesus people, enough already."
Brightbulb 40
such an alarmingly wake up call. hope you got enough sleep and had time to clean yourself up, or your co-workers may dispute your next vacation request.
olga_crvjl 19
Omg funniest thing I've read tonight
Talented73 54
Wow.... you're a real pisser!
Cali 57
I've never peed myself awake but I have fallen out of the bed. Mornings are difficult.