Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
fucktheearth
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Top comments
pandaz1711 0
Doesn't it give you two tries one to change it and after confirm it?
xGolfWangx 5
Ur pasword probably spells out "bless you" ^_^
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Comments (52)
SarcasticUnicorn 9
18- That is, if she goes by "The Woman".
sweetly1120 6
I'm pretty sure you have to type it in twice to change the password
dDailydDosage 8
Agreed
doctorhook86 25
I'm surprised you managed to buttonmash the same sequence twice in a row...
ljcarranza 16
well at least you didn't sneeze your jaw out of place
munchy22 5
If it's an iPhone you can go on you tube. There are plenty of videos on there that can help. I couldn't remember my password once and was able to fix it without erasing any of my photos or music.
Everlastingx 6
If it's an iPhone you would have to type it twice and I think we all know it's impossible this person could randomly type the same password 2 times when sneezing.
ddddddddg 9
Don't you have to confirm it?
insurgent 13
I call bullshit, you always have to enter it twice before it changes
Thomas J. Simpson 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I Call Bs on that. You have to type a password two times when you change it and there is no possible way that you could accidently pushed in the same code twice.
OrySoma 11
id believe this if every phone didnt make you enter the password exactly the same twice in order to change the password trying not lieing next time douche
Serpent20601 9
How tf are you typing this