Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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WarmBuns 11
Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.
wesleyc2110 22
Allergies are great aren't they
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Comments (32)
alex_the_tiger 14
Better safe than sorry
WarmBuns 11
Get a heart attack next time, they wont believe you.
socialproduct 19
Exactly what I was thinking. Kind of setting up a "boy who cried wolf" situation with the paramedics. Hope they don't ignore any real emergencies you might have in the future.
BumpkinsBigBash 8
they would probably hold their chest then
deathrise007 22
They say the silent sneeze attack is deadly. On the serious side OP, it was just a mistake. Talk to your coworkers about the "seizures" you are having. I'm sure they will understand.
wesleyc2110 22
Allergies are great aren't they
1010110100101101 18
At least your coworkers are looking out for you.
DarkSerebii 11
Right? Too many people nowadays are only concerned with their own lives and won't take the time to help someone else in need.
badassmf1234 22
Well at least your coworkers are worried about you.
c0ffeeb3an 15
Let's hope you don't ever get a real seizure and end up in a boy-who-cried-wolf kind of situation.
jimeple 12
You'd think they'd know better by now.
Memeosaurus 14
Maybe get some allergy medicine?
BDanzeisen 20
The skip the "are you all right" straight to a 911 call
iiHaloii 6
Well, if you think someone is having a seizure, you don't have the time to stop to ask if they're OK. It's a life or death situation.
DLBL 23
If they can talk and say, NO, I'm Sneezing! then they're not having a seizure and you don't have to take 911 services away from people who really need it. Also, 3 times in one week and your coworkers keep calling 911? Are they...um...slow?
BDanzeisen 20
But this is the third time
GhostFox 34
It might have been different coworkers calling 911 each time. It's also entirely possible to develop a seizure disorder suddenly and without knowing.