Today, I spoke to Friend A and Friend B, with whom I'd had arguments with in the past. Those arguments caused me to leave a group chat. When I want to settle things with Friend B, they told me, "Don't come back to the group chat. It'll make everyone happier if you stay out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML
Today, a friend from our circle group told me that my behavior of responding to her stories with another related story of mine was annoying. I'm was sorry about that and decided to introspect and not show up in our group chat for a while. Then I realized I'm a toxic person. FML
Today, I realized I am ‘that person’ in the group when I was only added to the group chat 6 weeks after it was created. I don’t really see a point in trying to chime in to the conversation at this point, but leaving the group seems a bit dramatic. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, I connected two of my long time best friends. Upon chatting with each other, they discovered how toxic I was as a friend to both of them. They agreed that those traits don't exist anymore, but they are too hurt to continue their friendship with me. Fire away the YDI. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML
Today, because I told her ex that they were an abusive cheater after my friend cried to me about how their ex was treating them horribly for the sixth time this month, my friend blocked me. The ex told her I'd be the reason they'll stay together, and my friend begged me to talk to the ex. I refused. FML
Today, I found out my friend of 15 years, who cut off our weekly gaming group during Covid after a fight, is speaking to everyone but me. I wasn't even in the fight, I just checked in to see if he was OK after. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Friend A is definitely talking shit about you in the group chat. I'll bet Friend B is also talking shit about you but wants to keep you from walking into it. Don't want to sound like a bigot, but try to make friends with more letters in their name. Those one-letter people...
Marcella1016 32
I was going to suggest renaming herself to Friend C or something so maybe she would fit in better. Or even Friend A+ so they would really know who’s boss.
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timinator5000 28
Group chats Suck.
RichardPencil 32
Friend A is definitely talking shit about you in the group chat. I'll bet Friend B is also talking shit about you but wants to keep you from walking into it. Don't want to sound like a bigot, but try to make friends with more letters in their name. Those one-letter people...
Marcella1016 32
I was going to suggest renaming herself to Friend C or something so maybe she would fit in better. Or even Friend A+ so they would really know who’s boss.
RichardPencil 32
It sounds like she's living in a Dr. Seuss book. Little Cat A and Little Cat B, C, D, E ... Hey, we could make her story a mashup of Dr. Seuss and Scarface: "Say 'allo to my leetle fren' A!"
Allsmash123 10
YDI for not telling us why they don’t like you, so I have nothing that makes me believe you are innocent