fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Anonymous
Matching
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Anonymous
Tinder surprise
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Queso Dog
Japan
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Top comments
ViviMage 40
If he needs Mommy to hold his hand on a date, move on.
hellnosucka 27
which one did you like better?
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Comments (68)
Lucario227 22
It's good to get on good terms with the in-laws before your actual boyfriend
Miss_Whipped 43
How does that make sense? Wouldn't she want to get on good terms with the boyfriend first so she knows if she'll even want to be a part of that family?
karcummings 19
sounds like a mommas boy, and that'll cause definite issues.
SubparAtBest 23
Did u forget u already posted this?
karcummings 19
it posted twice
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
well you did meet online... safety in numbers right?
beeferjay 34
how old is he? like 13? if he isn't 13, you should tell him to grow a pair. Or, just conveniently forget to ever call him again
drunkturtle 14
Did his mom stay the whole time??? Or did you get the **** out before you could find out
GrinchFu1 27
Who paid!? Please tell me it was his mom!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
She also cut up his food.
randomguy76 14
It sounds like they are looking for a three way relationship type thing. I don't see why this is an FML, sounds like a win to me
SubparAtBest 23
You would do that with your own mother ? gross...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Now I'm really curious about what this moderated comment said.
igg125 30
Was your date 14?
Chinhull 22
Well.. Was she at least cool?
ceelos97 16
HahahahahahahahahHhahHaha