Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Montréal, Canada
His type
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
perfectlybrokenx
Canada
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
anonymous
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Queso Dog
Japan
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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whysobeachy 37
But was she a MILF?
thatweirdasian 22
Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*
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Comments (24)
whysobeachy 37
But was she a MILF?
SixthSinEnvy 39
Maybe he got tired of Stacy's mom saying no so he pursued you?
_The_Dude_ 8
Who could ever tire of Stacy's mom? I mean, she's got it going on
berniro 14
I'm sorry OP :/ how did he exact you to respond to that? If you really like him, I would laugh it off and try to forget the whole thing ever happened
thatweirdasian 22
Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*
Anubis95_fml 10
op is a guy
thatweirdasian 22
Unless FML has changed their gender icons and has put a dress on the male icon, then OP is a girl.
WavRace 14
Someone isn't over their ex yet, smh to bring her up on the first date
RedLust_fml 7
At least it wasnt his mom's ex...
socialproduct 19
Is he someone your daughter used to date?
whysobeachy 37
I think you understood the FML wrong.
thatweirdasian 22
#9 - Actually, #7 understood it perfectly. The guy could've been dating OP's daughter, if OP had one.
socialproduct 19
The joke was that OP is, in fact, the ex's mom and therefore bears a striking resemblance to herself. I'll admit not the most clever joke but I thought you'd catch the nuance.
Tripartita 45
God, I'm pretty out of the loop on modern courting rituals, but I hope you at least had the decency to tell him that he reminded you of of your firstborn paternal aunt. Now THAT would romantic.
ShadowLurk 8
What a dick! How can someone say that on a first date? Obviously it's the worst idea ever, how you reacted to that? Please, tell me that you punched him, he deserved it.
MAT1218 7
#overreaction
Sir_Cow 17
Maybe his ex is Stacy.
socialproduct 19
From what I hear, she's got it goin on