fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Anonymous
Matching
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Anonymous
Tinder surprise
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Queso Dog
Japan
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Top comments
ViviMage 40
If he needs Mommy to hold his hand on a date, move on.
hellnosucka 27
which one did you like better?
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Comments (68)
gallifreyanqueen 10
This reminds me of prom night. I was set up on a date with a friend of a friend because the friend I was going with backed out a week before prom. We met there, had a good time then the friends I was doing the after prom stuff with and I decided to go to McDonald's. We invited h8m and he said no. We get there, ordered and sat down and who should walk in but my date and his mom!
dakatabg 31
Double date
worldclassrager 41
It looks like mom can't let her son go
JKPwnage 27
I assume you won't be returning his calls, then?
fwongraven 10
The closest thing I can think of to this being OK is if he wanted to arrive with someone just as a safety thing, given you met online, and his mother happened to be the one person available. And then have her leave straight away of course. I'm kinda guessing that didn't happen, but who knows. It's good to be safe!
tr1sh3 3
That's why I dread meeting people in real life that you only know online!
mbock 15
I think you were suppose to bring your dad... it only seems right!!!
newyearstandup 13
Could have been like the Duggars and the guy needs a chaperone to make sure he controls his desires while he courts you for marriage ?
hamzilla15 8
Maybe the mum wanted to check that she wasn't a predator? Anyone can pretend to be a female, it'd be safe if she went there to check at first
RealSuperSand 21
Online dating: Not even once.