Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
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cacheson 42
Maybe… he was there on time, waited for you, and carefully analyzed your outfit. Then he left, got the same clothes you were wearing, and changed into them, which is why he was an hour late.
Vesi 30
OK that is either ******* adorable or WTF. =)
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Vesi 30
OK that is either ******* adorable or WTF. =)
spinningrecords 14
I’d you can’t have a good time on a first date with such a coincidental outfit there is something wrong
Linda Graber 12
You’re meant to be!
cacheson 42
Maybe… he was there on time, waited for you, and carefully analyzed your outfit. Then he left, got the same clothes you were wearing, and changed into them, which is why he was an hour late.
Ubehage 32
If you cannot enjoy a date just because of matching outfits, you should get new values.
JackWood 21
A perfect match! js
Shzusuziq11 12
you waited an hour??
purplewaffles 1
*que the scene from Friends where Ross shows up wearing the same pink shirt as his date*
Yudith 28
I hope you're also a guy. If I saw my date wear the same dress as me for our first date, I'd wheeze with laughter for an hour.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Great minds think alike!