Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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Top comments
LoverWordsFood 27
Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*
DeathofCareBear 21
Isn't that touching...
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Comments (102)
kmcook 5
gag and shudder.
corky1992 33
my worst nightmare! **** spiders.
JdB22 7
Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
wanted_2_want 40
Hey! Next time try to dream about being a zillionaire with eye candy on both the arms... Wait!
dntbeadouche 25
I like the way you think. you might be on to something here. If that happens, definitely gonna track down op and have them help me in my dreams.
vividdreamer 14
All the heebie-jeebies and all of my nope to that, sir!
wpam1978 7
Spiders are my worse fear.
cassiekinz 14
Now that is a reason to hop right the **** on the nope train straight to FUCKTHATVILLE.
booty_sniper 10
Did you survive?
Princesswildrose 10
Nope nope nope nope.. So much nope.
ham_spam 17
Taquila and lighter