Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27
Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*
DeathofCareBear 21
Isn't that touching...
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Comments (102)
ninjahesten 18
No No No, fire isnt the answer for This ... a 9mm in the mouth Will work grat ;)
rockwrench 18
The spider must have been chasing the fly in your mouth. Creapy!
cappellaaa 23
OMG what did you do?! That is so horrible!
Duoceros 22
The Pope of Nope hath declared, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!"
novakitty 4
Eww
fine_laugh 7
SPIT IT OUT AND BURN THE HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND.
RealSuperSand 21
I'm surprised you didn't light yourself on fire just to take the bastard with you.
VioletAriana 5
That's enough Internet for today.
thereheis 7
drink some straight alcohol. you gotta clean your mouth out op.
patbauxx 12
omg how big is it?