Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27
Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*
DeathofCareBear 21
Isn't that touching...
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Comments (102)
luststarrr 22
Look on the bright side - at least you're not an Aussie. Have you seen the size of our gigantic spiders in comparison to the types endemic in the US?!
A_Net_70 7
I would ******* die I tell you !!!!
Dezziedezert 9
Probs wouldn't even go back to sleep for awhile unless I taped my mouth closed
snowflake2410 3
Statically speaking here, a person will swallow an average of 8-10 spiders in their mouth while sleeping, throughout their lifetime.
EcoAirWarrior 7
I personally like spiders however certain species are venomous such as the black widow or the brown recluse whose bite can inject powerful toxins into the system so I would thoroughly spray every room inside your home with potent chemicals and clean the house to remove insects that may attract dpidrs
tiredofwaiting 25
That is not a dream that is a nightmare.
Ih8myselfkindof 2
Well, you need to find out if mouth transplants existed now.
Kierans 5
Yay! Extra protein! Just chew until it stops moving and then you have an on demand delicasy! WITH CRUNCH!
MEGGANZZ 12
Oh hell no
samlovesham1234 9
While that is the stuff of nightmares, I just hope it wasn't poisonous.