Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML
Today, after supporting my man during his year of unemployment and job searching, he came home from his first week at his new job. He brought me a little gift: The flu, courtesy of his new workplace. FML
Today, I finally got a job after nearly two years of unemployment. My boss is amazing, my coworkers are fun and helpful, and the pay is great. There's just one issue: it seems as though nothing can change the fact that I simply do not enjoy the job itself, even though I really thought I would. FML
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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Top comments
leafeon523 20
Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!
gosh_mate 30
That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!
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Comments (64)
SDamn 13
What a reward.
devildog562 33
Hopefully you'll get health benefits. Plus on the upside you just got a new job!
leafeon523 20
Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!
SolarLunix 21
I guess you're itching to start your first day! But seriously though, I hope your infection clears quickly. And at least you didn't also have severe cramps?
mikepzz 27
When life gives you yeast, make bread.
whycantisignup 24
Stable job, huh? More to the point, that sounds neighsty. :/
achoo123 13
Monistat1 always helps! Good luck!:)
Thoricsteam20 24
At yeast in pays good HAHAHAHAHA, im sorry...
golferman72 16
Use what the universe has given you and grow upon it!
RedPillSucks 33
the yeast certainly is
prrrki 18
The universe looooooves you...
gosh_mate 30
That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!