Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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Comments (195)
HaM3r3DcR0W 0
yeah what 1 said...not a fml
capricaz 0
who uses CDs? I thought it was iPod or mp3 player and those things that let you listen to your music in your car.
Postlude 1
YDI for dating someone with such absolutely brainless taste in "music". Being spoon-fed crap from the radio ftl. Anyone who's at an age to be dating and driving should not be into garbage like Taylor Swift. I thought only the high school musical crowd cared about her.
LilaBear 2
actually, most people I know who like Taylor swift are over 18 (including myself, and I'm 22). If you pay attention to her lyrics (and I mean lyrics of all her songs, not just "Love Story" or "You Belong With Me"), she makes a pretty good commentary on romance and male/female interaction, especially in that 15 - 25 year old period of time.
TheCoolGuy3434 0
it is a radio ever heard of it
youEQUALtosser 0
YDI for not telling her that she cannot sing. If you have, YDI for not throwing her CDs out of the window.
l33tm0nk3y 0
You know, there's this wonderful new device called a "radio". I believe it was invented...oh, a little over 100 years ago.
heykelsey 0
Perdix, WIN!
sterl13 0
I'm pretty much in love with Taylor swift. you could even call me a creeper;-)
amberxoxo 0
creeper.. (;
mcfaily 0
pre trip planning fail
Failfly 0
Well it could of been worst... you could of been going somewhere besides Las Vegas... all you need to do is buy more cds while your down there, and get her tried so she doesnt want to sing :)