Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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Comments (195)
MyKillz 0
Sing a fun song with your gf... Or resort to what
soccerballs 0
"radio pshh who needs a radio, ready Harry..... moch ya in ya bird ya. ya ya. ya. ya. mocking bird. :)
cmac86 24
radio. there's also xm and always a chance to buy more CDs. and pandora. I know what it's like but when I did it xm wasn't invented yet, and CDs were more expensive.
just_sammie27 7
ouch. poor thing. lol! i no everyones already said it but yeah, radio or bring more cd's in the first place...:s
blingblingbling 0
FYL. I really feel sorry for you LOL
LilaBear 2
I love Taylor Swift, for several reasons: 1) she's a pretty good singer. Not the best in the world, but she's pretty good. 2) she writes good stuff. It doesn't count for a 30 year old guy to go "no she doesn't" because he is obviously NOT her target audience. I'm a 22yo woman and I still relate to her stuff and love singing along, you don't have to be fifteen to relate. People also need to realise there is a difference between a bad singer and a good singer who sings music you're not into. Saying "taylor swift is crap" and then going on to say "now, if it was heavy metal on the other hand..." totally discounts you because you're obviously giving preference to music styles rather than judging the artist's actual ability.
fsite5 0
your fault for being a pussy and putting up with it.
tdawgheath 0
So bring your music. Sometimes you have to be a little assertive to not be a pussy. You seem like a pussy to me...sorry, but if you weren't you would bring your music, or not let her listen to it the ENTIRE trip. Maybe one play through;...maybe, or a select few...(that's all I could stand) Of course, I like rock and metal, so that stuff is gonna piss me off...I'm sure you like the rest of the world like hip hop, and should be able to just pop on the radio to any station other than pop and find that.
sy1ar 0
question: how do you drive form France to Vegas?
corme_fml 0
When the teacher told you there's no such thing as a stupid question... they lied.
NoteMyGrin 0
Hah, I like that. (:
movies12 0
Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz are awesome... not to sure about ur gf.....