Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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Comments (195)
Cartain 0
So basically you're complaining about having a girlfriend with whom you go on vacation in Vegas, because you forgot your Pet Shop Boys CD at home. FY.
perdix 31
You know what they say: What gets smashed into tiny, microscopic bits in Vegas, stays smashed into tiny, microscopic bits in Vegas. Sorry, Taylor & Jason, but you've been paid already, so we can't feel too bad for you ;)
BeautifulDawn 0
I'm going to sum up my thoughts with this quote from Scrubs: "I have three words for you 'Sucks to be...' adding a fourth, 'you'." :) I'm thinking that maybe the OP should purchase more CD's for future roadtrips. Or just turn on the radio.
jherr_bearr 0
you are soooo lucky!!!
SouthTxHunter09 0
dude get a girl that can sing
CoolChik 5
That sucks. As already said, STOP AND GET MUSIC!!! Unfortunately for you, Jason pretty well sucks, and most Swift songs sound the same (not bashing, I'm a decent fan myself, just saying if you hear one song, you may as well have heard them all)...And as far as your girlfriend goes....awful singing can be cute at first, but after ten hours....I feel for you man. At least you're going to Vegas. :)
LilaBear 2
actually I'd disagree, at first the only songs of taylor's I knew were what I'd heard on the radio (I don't listen to much radio) - 'You belong with me' and 'Love song'. Then I went and found more of her stuff on itunes and got her fearless album for christmas, and I was pleased with the variety. You can't listen to 'You belong with me' then 'The best day' then 'Hey stephen' and say 'oh they all sound the same'.
CoolChik 5
Nah, I've heard plenty of her music, I own her Fearless cd and have listened to it quite a bit. As far as her music goes, I think her songs are all very very very similiar. Which is why I barely listen to it anymore.
wtfsauce 0
ydi for being totally whiped
ScaryyMary 14
Just sing louder than she does. Problem solved.
Trixies100 0
this is the time that u learn. how to turn her off
bazinga_fml 0
How do you drive from France to Las Vegas?
Pmm368 5
Thats what I said, but my comment got deleted.