Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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thecoolest 0
I don't get why people say turn on the radio. the radio plays just as much shitty music as those two. **** the radio, **** mainstream music.
marquisallover 0
you should of told her im a let you finish but my ex had the best singing of all time nah joke's but really man this is not a fml ydl for thinking this is an actual issue.
KamilleBlack 3
I don't understand the problem, I love Taylor Swift. Fearless is an amazing CD and I payed twice the price to get the platinum edition. If ur saying that Taylor Swift is a bad sing then u have bad taste and ur GF is freaking awesome ^^
koolaidray75 0
dude i have lost all respect for you no man i mean no man should ever be saying fml EVER!!!!!! I MEAN EVER!!! i have no will to live now after reading this!!!!
this_one 2
Maybe get more CDs.
D94C 0
What you do it have her sing or hu,, at the same time your dick is in her mouth, that is called the "hummer" :D
D94C 0
What you do is have her hum or sing while your d*ck is in her mouth. that is known as the "hummer" It will definately make your car ride a pleasant one... ;)
josh203 0
make a deal with her, she can sing for 30 minutes and then give you road head. singing for another 30 minutes and then a handjob. repeat as necessary until your **** is sore and then throw the cds out the window
SumKid_fml 0
Boohoo... I have to ride with my family of six from Georgia to El Paso, Tx. 21 Hours straight. My mom forgot to bring her iPod once and started listening to the only CD we had. Mexican Pop Music. 18 Tracks. Nonstop.
caits13 0
You're stupid. You should have turned on the radio. But that did make me laugh.