Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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Comments (195)
blastvortex 4
Let me get this straight - you were, quite literally, forced to drive her to Las Vegas, to listen to said music, and to tolerate her singing? You actually had no choice to do anything other than the above? ... Pfft! Hahahahahaha! I don't believe it for a second, OP. Even if your story has any shred of truth in it, you still have to admit that you're responsible for your own prolonged misery. Try again.
emmmilyyy 0
why dont you believe his story? some men are INCREDIBLY whipped. (open purse insert balls). I personally find that when a man who becomes THAT whipped is not an attractive characteristic...but alas many men are like this.
Endo22 0
Plan ahead? And buy an ipod you cheap bastard
LilaBear 2
I don't have an ipod and i'm damn well not buying one. Sif pay three times the price for a piece of Apple crap just to line their pockets, I will pay a third of the price and buy another brand mp3 player.
sweetpea129 0
YDI for having a girlfriend with sucky taste in music
MagicSide 0
let her take the mic u know
containsnosoy 0
Time for a music store stop. Were you guys in a rush to leave and forgot the cds? Idk, if my gf listened to awful music, my music player would be number one on my list to bring.
BlaineSch 8
This is something my girlfriend would get mad at me for doing... :[
emmmilyyy 0
you couldve at least threatened her that if she didnt give you road head to make it worthwhile, she'd have to walk to vegas...
J_nazzty 0
who cares???...ur going to vegas!!! VEGASSS WOOOO
Heavyrocklegend 3
one word: radio
Beeeeef 0
ahaha gutted, lets hope your girlfriend dont read this.