Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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ChibiChibi_fml 28
You'd think that but consider how many people during the American Idol tryouts still claim to be really great singers even after Simon, or Randy have told them they are just awful. She may have been told she can't sing before and just chooses not to believe it.
omgzdude 0
oh god.... but, as #1 said, either turn on the radio or no music.
hahaDevon 0
be grateful she's not into that hillbilly shit.
allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't Nickelback, Brokencyde, 3OH!3, or something along those lines.
sarcdude 3
I listen to a little nickleback but I'd be annoyed if that's all there was to listen to. Don't know about brokenwhatsits, but I absolutely can't stand 30H!whatever.
weezybaby22 0
your a guy.. why the fuxk do you listen to taylor swift?!
itouchguy360 3
I think I have seen a similiar fml with it being lady gaga and a mom.
sarcdude 3
oh GOD, that would suck. She is an ear wick, she is an ear wick, she is an EAR. WICK.
NewJoisey 0
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
teacher411 0
You should have chucked the CDs out the window. And yes Taylor Swift is AWFUL live. Thank god when I saw her, there were 4-5 other bands that I could go see.
love2bu 0
suck it up princess and turn it up so high that you can't hear her. like #1 said turn up the radio. or just dont put on music..maybe actually talk to her for once. I'm sure if she is anything like me she will like you to ask her how her day was. but don't worry if you are anything like my boyfriend you won't listen to what I wrote.
amberxoxo 0
so, be upfront and tell it like it is, her singing sucks rotten fish tenticles. your honesty will build a stronger relationship with her. (: