Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
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Top comments
TheEpicKitten 20
How did a beer can in in a classroom to begin with?
cheesyfeet2001 31
Uh oh! Ur-in trouble
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Comments (19)
cheesyfeet2001 31
Uh oh! Ur-in trouble
TheEpicKitten 20
How did a beer can in in a classroom to begin with?
TheEpicKitten 20
Damn it, I meant in^2
lukcy_basartd 11
The plants are outside, that's where the beer can was. It's not uncommon for teens to wonder onto a school campus after hours, get drunk and leave some evidence behind. This same practice is also noticeable amongst the homeless community. Hopefully you arrived early enough to correct your situation OP!
trucker2 33
Ummm ? Well...the plants are OUTSIDE
WCARlover 35
Here's to hoping you arrived to work so early that it meant you had time to go home and change
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
If you didn't have time to change like the comment before me I hope you do have spray/perfume to use.
kafreen_fml 2
Soapy water, febreeze and perfume!
howdmynosego 12
What's the difference?
MadJessTic 29
No good deed.... huh?
FML_HelloItsMe 15
OP,hope your dress clean now.You wanted well for the kids.Karma eill sort that shit out.
TisButAScratch 10
Why was the smell familiar?
Notsosmartical 5
I'm quite sure that we all know what urine smells like..It is a familiar smell.
serindipityish 14
This needs a follow up, where did the can come from? Did you water the plants? What grade are you teaching?
JothamHousden 17
I was expecting you to get caught with a can of beer in your hand whilst on work?