Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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musicmaniac925 0
so turn on the radio...
sarcdude 3
Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us
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Comments (195)
rochound 0
sucks for u
Turtles_rock 0
Taylor swift is a good singer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mshafty 0
No she isn't!! Have you ever heard her live? she is terrible, but computers can make anyone sound good these days.
irsmeagol 0
this.
LilaBear 2
mshafty - I've seen clips taken of her by home cameras (ie. no studio recording equipment involved) and she sounded good. Tarynkd - where I live in Australia there's very little marketing for taylor swift but she's still very popular. I think she is quite talented, not the best ever but she is still very good. Another thing she has going is that she can write music. Often you get artists who can write music but not sing very well, and those who can sing well but can't write and so someone else writes all their stuff. Of course you get people who can do both and people who can do neither (eg. Britney Spears) but that's a pretty common trend. Taylor is quite good at both.
AnaMaree 0
Taylor Swift is horrible. The only reason she's popular is the hype after the VMA incident.
ndiesal 0
iPod (if you have one)...one of those FM modulators is a very good investment.
AGGoddess 2
YDI for 1. not bringing more CDs and 2. not asking her to stop.
cpatrick820 3
he's saying he has those two CDs and his untalented girlfriend as an FML... So yes, he is saying he doesn't like Taylor Swift
boatkicker 5
It doesn't matter how much you like Taylor Swift. Any of her songs sung by someone who can't sing well, will suck. If he had two CDs she'd never heard before, it wouldn't have been an FML because she wouldn't have sung along.
TheDaveCA 1
Agreed, any of Taylor Swifts songs sung by someone who can't sing, will suck. Case in point: pop in a Taylor Swift album.
tdawgheath 0
^ this. Same for if it could be sung right. Case in point, Hallelujah. I'm kinda at a loss of memory for who did the original and the later, but you get the point.
everyonesfucked 0
Being a gf that sings bad myself, I would know that the best way to get her to shut up is to tell her to sing more. She'll hopefully get embrassed and stfu. Sucks to be you though OP.
CamoChick13 0
seriously just turn on ur radio idiot!
sterl13 0
I love Taylor!!!?
spankymrd 0
hell you going to Vegas you really don't have much to complain about!!
HanaxD 0
You should have just told her to stop. She would pretend to be mad, but it's a freaking ten hour drive, she'd get over it. :)
pabloinbama 0
tell her you want road-head
brff15 0
damn, i'm sorry, but you should of gave her something to fill her mouth.
sterl13 0
like your dick
spellbound 0
seconds this ^
Raheemdplayer 7
Yeeeeah, like everyone else has said.. the radio!? even though stations can be a bit shitty when moving from one city to another but still. or just turn it off