Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I have an acute URI and acute bronchitis. The cough syrup works amazingly well to stop the coughing, but if I take the cough syrup it gives me insomnia. So I get to choose: do I want to spend all night coughing, or spend all night tossing and turning? FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That wasn't NyQuil, that was tequila. You aren't the first victim, and you won't be the last.
FMLshark 12
No, 5. He woke up with the realization that NyQuil didn't allow him to wake up for his nightly pissing appointment, and was so irritated by this, he made an FML expressing his anger that his bathroom habits will never be the same again. ... Yeah, he wet the bed.
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Comments (95)
goldfishgod 20
That's why I love it.
queen_awks 16
You enjoy peeing yourself whilst you sleep?
Dracoboxer357 36
11- I don't particularly enjoy peeing at all, really. But, I do have a preference to where and when I'm going to pee, should the often need arise. In my pants not being option number 1....or even 36...;P
FMLshark 12
Just stop, 17.
MarilynI 9
You guys...I think she was joking.
DrDilllonReese 12
And I think I forgot to laugh.
LillyMosca 0
Lighten up its just a joke...
McAninch35 9
You don't enjoy peeing, 17? It doesn't get much better than a post rolling out of bed piss in the morning
PinkieKeen 20
I just sleepwalk to the toilet. Sometimes I piss in the corners of my room though.
Inediblepeaches 15
81- That's nasty, but I feel like your username is a pony reference, so I'm not going to bash you on it :3
PinkieKeen 20
88- I knew that this username was going to help me in the future 8D
DerrickJames 33
Don't drink any liquids prior to sleeping. The EFFECT it may have on you should help.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm surprised the fml guys didn't catch that mistake!
supportcommand 17
If they fixed everything then the nazis would have no one to pick apart.
nelds 12
16, then they go for the commenters
IAmJad 18
4, your kidneys will continue to produce urine, regardless of wether you drink or not before you go to sleep.
Sinandraide 4
you wet your bed?
FMLshark 12
No, 5. He woke up with the realization that NyQuil didn't allow him to wake up for his nightly pissing appointment, and was so irritated by this, he made an FML expressing his anger that his bathroom habits will never be the same again. ... Yeah, he wet the bed.
patrickalamo 48
I has thinking he shit his bed.
onlychildFTW 34
He probably wet his bed. If he wants to use NyQuil he should invest in diapers or a plastic sheet.
person961 9
You aren't the only one buddy, it sucks.
GypsyRover 0
The nighttime sniffing,sneezing,coughing,aching,stuffy head,fever,so you can piss your pants when you rest medicine.
thiscrazything 1
Well, at least you got a good nights sleep. By the time you get done washing your sheets and scrubbing your mattress, you will be tired enough to sleep without Niquil.
emeraldisle 30
At least it did its job. I just hope the bed wetting is a one time thing.
yoyoyolol08 5
Have a great wet dream, sweetheart!
kofeinisti 6
If something AFFECTS you, it has an EFFECT on you...
Feared 9
STOP SHOUTING random words at ME!
felixshen 18
Your point being?
olpally 33
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!?!?!? I love lamp...
HeyArnold91 8
Well there's one of two things you could do: Switch medicines or get adult diapers
Ozuru 11
inb4 it's effect not af- nevermind, too late.