Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML
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awildwhisper 30
I'm interested in seeing what his legs look like...
momac86 17
Uh no I think THEY need to be painting your walls
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Comments (23)
Crazyjohnb 23
I hope the new paint job will be to dye for.
Jay18 22
maybe he was drunk
reddevil7 1
You do?
dca101 23
Do I want to ask how he managed to pull that off on 3 walls?
RichardPencil 32
You've just got some painting to do. Don't you feel sorry for the person who can't take off their new pants?
trucker2 33
He's gonna look Purdy Smurfy
awildwhisper 30
I'm interested in seeing what his legs look like...
allygatorkat 8
Have you tried a Mr clean magic eraser? I've never had a stain on the wall I couldn't remove with one of those.
Colon_Man 17
Or, Mr Hammer. You'll never see the stain again!
Devolution 8
How that person managed to get dye on 3 different walls is nothing less than impressive
Alvey_fml 0
I bet his legs are dyed worse than your walls. :3
akka_fml 3
Use bleach it turns blue jeans color transparent...
YFOS_fml 17
use a magic eraser