Jrex89
Washington, United States
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
ihateeverything
Granbury, United States
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Matteson, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
NewDadHurtBad
Quesnel, Canada
Dream baby dream
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Username
United States
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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Jaballin 13
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real...
noarior 7
Girlfriend: WHO WAS DAT GIRL YOU WERE TALKING TO IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT! Guy: what? Girlfriend: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW!
sic0211 11
She saw the feature
Hop6e 22
You didn't already know that? Dreams are even worst too because we can see exactly how you're cheating, it's awful and takes a complete toll on our self-esteem. (Take it seriously though rather then being mad at her and I promise she'll love you for it!)
nightfall8705 33
Can #35's comment get thumbs up to infinity already?
theKevmeister 13
She might actually be cheating on u. . . cheaters get extremely paranoid that the one they are cheating on is also cheating on them, to the point that dreaming about it is to be expected. The fact she kicked u out of bed instead of crying about it is a huge red flag... for ur sake I hope I'm wrong...
militarybrat 21
I dream about things that have nothing to do about in real life (ugh that makes no sense whatever). We cant control our dreams unless you are one of the few who can lucid dream. Ive tried, ive failed.
cosmicdancer84 7
dump her now, she's crazy and there's nothing you can do about it.
ligerzero459 24
Just going to throw this out there, you're kind of a wimp for actually letting her kick you out of bed
chickypie1987 23
Dating a psycho?
Tyguy823 14
Crazy much and obsessive much?