Jrex89
Washington, United States
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
ihateeverything
Granbury, United States
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Matteson, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
NewDadHurtBad
Quesnel, Canada
Dream baby dream
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Username
United States
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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Comments (98)
Darkness_Hate 29
She really neeeds to act as an adult.
Manic1 13
She is either crazy or insecure.
laden_swallow09 35
Or both.
abNormal62 23
That will teach you McDreamy! Meet or exceed expectations always'
OneFourNine 9
It's ok OP. Just ask her for make-up sex.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I think you should break up. She sounds like a psycho.
vikky538 29
Time to wake her up.
Kempeth 5
Tell her you dreamt she promised you a makeup *******. It's a dream, it still counts.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I hope at least the dream-sex was good.
jhs578650 9
I'll be damned if I will ever let my girl kick me out of my own bed, especially over something as ridiculous as a dream. She gets to decide where she sleeps, not where I sleep. That is some childish bullshit right there.
Seabass_Chan 33
AMEN!
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree! I never understood how women were able to kick the man out of bed and make them sleep on the couch. If you're the one with the issue, than you sleep somewhere else. If I'm mad enough with my husband that i don't want to sleep together (which I hope would never happen) than I'm the one that can sleep elsewhere. I don't understand how some women think they can control where he sleeps. Same goes for kicking them out of the house (unless he cheated on you, and even if he did) then you can go to a hotel or friends house.
hovve 9
hit her right in the face and tell her that's the taste of equality
grabyourhooks 12
That is 97 different kinds of not funny or equality. I love a sick/ethnic/sexist joke, but when people screw it up, they sound like a new level of stupid
Hop6e 22
Not cool. If she's mad it's because she's human and cares. You like someone and then see every second of them cheating in your head and see how you like it. I had a dream my boyfriend screwed this shrew he works with after work in the back room, I woke up sick to my stomach. It's an awful feeling to have dreams like that.