Jrex89
Washington, United States
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
ihateeverything
Granbury, United States
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Matteson, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
NewDadHurtBad
Quesnel, Canada
Dream baby dream
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Username
United States
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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Comments (98)
DrCheese 16
Bitches be crazy.
WOTAN1488 24
Eh, I'd stay out if I were you.
AOLDialup 4
Laugh this one off, Ahabsfan.
Cebolamole 13
I'm always tempted to select YDI in posts like this because I believe dating crazies is always the OP's fault...
JKPwnage 27
I think you need to explain the difference between fantasy and reality to her
steven0236 5
You should do the same to her and hurt her
skittles73 14
Haha I'm guilty of that lol
Tannasgh 22
Yeah...been there. What sense does this make?
Hop6e 22
Well having you cheat in our dreams, it takes a massive blow to our self-confidence. Plus if she's mad? Proves she cares. If she didn't she wouldn't care if you cheated, even if it is in her dreams. Plus we can see everything in a dream! The girl, you, what you do, everything. It's awful.
figure_of_bleach 0
So the solution is act like a selfish brat and kick him out of bed?I've got a good idea maybe acknowledge it's a dream.grow up.and if you're still feeling down the day for some low self confidence thing over fantasy than talk to the bf..actually no feeling sorry for urself nd blaming him is much better
Eloxia 7
I was told that because he dreamed I was cheating it proved that I either was or was planning it. People like this need help. If they won't get help run away.
savmut 8
Hey my wife had the same type of dream and woke me up pissed as hell at me but she didn't kick me outta the bed