Jrex89
Washington, United States
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
ihateeverything
Granbury, United States
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Matteson, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
NewDadHurtBad
Quesnel, Canada
Dream baby dream
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Username
United States
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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CyberSeeker 20
tell her that its her thinking up that you're cheating
fushengyuan 20
Just say it was her:)
seriouslygrowup 11
why would you ever admit that you dreamt it?
Miss_Whipped 43
OP's girlfriend was the one who had the dream. (I had to re-read it myself.)
seriouslygrowup 11
lol, thanks for pointing that out. makes sense now. her subconscious fear of being cheated on by him is actually kinda cute. means she really cares for him. her reaction is a bit daft though.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Glad you pointed it out. The first time I read it I thought OP was dreaming out loud or something.
funneh1 21
...seriously? It was a dream, some girls need to chill the **** out.
JMichael 26
A girl who agrees!
sarcasmwins 24
What would happen if you said that to her? You'd probably still get booted to the couch lol Aww just sit her down and talk to her, reassure her that you'd never do that.
saffy66 34
I once dreamed my son fell into a flooded stormwater drain and was washed away and drowned before I could grab him from the water. I raced out of bed to find him and bawled my eyes out for a out half an hour, poor kid just wanted to get on with the game he was playing but had to put up with his mother clinging to him and sobbing. OP's lady will get over it, it just takes a while to come down from something that seems so real and so shocking.
pokemyeyes 23
dreamt*
Miss_Whipped 43
Actually, #31, it is your location that determines which word is correct.
TallMist 32
You have been playing too much Heavy Rain if that's your dreams.
sandman676 20
Get out now while you still can
Michael903 18
She better get a grip. What happens in her dreams is beyond her control. What she does after is not.
Goblin182 27
Yep, it does.
worldclassrager 41
How can that count? You can't control your dreams
Zebediabolical 45
Yes. Yes you can. Do a seach for lucid dreaming and you too can control your dreams.
militarybrat 21
It was HER dream!