Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Like a boss.
nadnerbz 6
I had the hardest time clicking on this FML
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Comments (55)
twisted_cherub 14
I love sneezing, but that sounds awful. I hope I never get one like that. Get better, OP.
Mojjy 3
I'd hate to be in the way of that sneeze it sounds epic
Rawrfearme96 5
Well, that sucks.
pbonham 22
Well, all I can say is...WOW!
nadnerbz 6
I had the hardest time clicking on this FML
calithebandgeek 0
These short FMLs kill me every time.
hornetsbaseball 6
Must be a pretty mighty sneeze
BobbieH 19
My ex-wife exaggerates her sneezes too. YDI, it's unnecessary and annoying.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes, because you know OP well enough to jump to that conclusion.
kat2812 1
how does one exaggerate a sneeze? I know people who try to hold them in, I have heard people fake sneeze...I don't think i have ever seen an exaggerated sneeze. I mean it happens so quickly....do they exaggerate the beginning-the aaaaaaahhhhh- or the ending--choooooo... and why even do that... it would be annoying. OP, FYL for getting hurt while sneezing (ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't exaggerate your sneeze)
stevenJB 25
Simple. When you feel the sneeze coming on just take a deep breath and let it be loud. Some people actually have great lung control you know.
chaos212 10
How hard does one have to sneeze to result in whiplash?
chaos212 10
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