Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
You were probably "the smelly one" of the class. Every class has one of them.
marinus_fml 20
7- I am referring to a chronic bad smell. For example, that person that never brushed their teeth, washed their hair, always wore the same set of clothes, and had gaping shoes. And being in the gym doesn't make you a smelly person. I still wash my hair, brush my teeth, shower a minimum of once per day, and have good hygiene. Yes gymning may temporarily make you a bit sweaty, but I always wear deodorant and aftershave anyway. Anyways, enough of this long rant, my point is there's a difference between smelly people and exercising. Lastly, I know OP probably wasn't the smelly one, rather, she was the one with glasses.
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Comments (80)
PimhNL 3
American pie the reunion.
siickman 7
The movie will be funny but your comment is irrelevant to the FML... Thats why you get thumbed down
speshlk37 13
Stif-meister...?
BigCheezy73 2
First comment and you blew it
xoconnie 8
OUCH, thats gotta hurt.. either they hate you or actually forgot, but im leaning towards the hate you. :( but whatever, WHY would u want to spend time with people who forget to tell you something like that? move on and dont give them a second glance!
IronicIrony 8
It's alright OP. Either you attended school with some serious jerks, or everyone thinks you suck. I hope it's the first one.
iloveursister 4
Yea this is what happened in the new American Pie so this comment is not irrelevant
silvershamrock2 1
Ha that's funny
marinus_fml 20
You were probably "the smelly one" of the class. Every class has one of them.
snowmount07 6
Dude, you're calling OP smelly? Your picture is you in the gym!
shireeniee 8
Yeah except smelling bad in while in the gym is kinda inevitable..
ifoundalaska 11
7 are you suggesting everyone just stops exercising to avoid smelling bad?
marinus_fml 20
7- I am referring to a chronic bad smell. For example, that person that never brushed their teeth, washed their hair, always wore the same set of clothes, and had gaping shoes. And being in the gym doesn't make you a smelly person. I still wash my hair, brush my teeth, shower a minimum of once per day, and have good hygiene. Yes gymning may temporarily make you a bit sweaty, but I always wear deodorant and aftershave anyway. Anyways, enough of this long rant, my point is there's a difference between smelly people and exercising. Lastly, I know OP probably wasn't the smelly one, rather, she was the one with glasses.
IronicIrony 8
Since I can't remember a smelly one in my class, does that mean I'm the smelly one?
Colton15 1
You are to pretty to be smelly.
EmreArslan 11
Wow that sucks, did u do something they didnt like.. Or just how u are?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Oh, I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for asking! :)
thelastavailable 13
Why does everyone have your number?
SkoomaKi 28
So they can keep in touch, use your head!
thelastavailable 13
I was born in Scotland so I shan't retaliate to your rudeness on this occasion.
lilpowers 3
Or she was a real **** and got laid a lot.
SkoomaKi 28
20 - I apologize because you are Scottish, on this occasion.
thelastavailable 13
Guess you could say I got off.. Scott free pahahahaha.
Enslaved 38
31, your eggs looks like a bear giving me the finger! :O **I picture things in clouds too.
thelastavailable 13
LOL I've been trying to find the bear for about 5 minutes to no avail. It's mash potato by the way.
ohSNAPyall 27
Thelastavailable is Scottish on all occasions.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Stop making up words !
klovemachine 24
Have your own reunion and "forget" to invite them!
Insane_Tea 15
Or send them a cake and "forget" to give them the antidote.
truegirl21 2
That would be no one would be there right? If she forgot to invite them
joanniejore 7
Is this Stiffler?
SkoomaKi 28
I actually wouldn't be surprised.
WCARlover 35
Wow, I guess high school drama never really dies. Sorry OP but screw them
perdix 31
Boys don't make passes At girls who wear glasses ;) Usually, people go out of their way to bring the fat, ugly losers to the class reunion so they look thin and pretty by comparison.
infamous1212 10
Never, ever underestimate the librarian looking chicks.
taco_bender 12
Yeah bro. There are some girls that rock the glasses and are a solid 9.
perdix 31
Guys, that's just a saying. It's not my personal motto. Some girls look great in glasses. They find it odd that I want them to keep them on when we're "doing it ." ;)
taco_bender 12
Well done sir well done. I raise my taco to you.
thats_my_job 11
Guys have a naughty school teacher thing going. I get told constantly that my glasses are sexy. Perhaps not in this avatar though. Hmmmmmm...
livehappy 8
Just because she has glasses, it doesn't make her smart.
immaMonsta 8
That sucks OP. Maybe just show up anyway?