Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
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mn_shr 22
You can always put them on display...
buttcramp 21
I would lol you can find a way to make it appropriate and fun!
thethirdthea 3
You can always display it on yo' man ;)
NeatNit 33
Is every guy now kinda wondering now how comfortable these undies are? Or is it just me?
StillUsesMyspace 22
I'm ashamed to admit that I actually looked up this underwear 78, so I would say yes.
Odis12 11
Well, it depends on the lining material. Define comfortable. And are they made to size? Not that it should matter of course. It's like the toe socks, for your.. Elephant. I'm gonna go now.
Bloink 25
Use them as a white elephant gift
Redoxx_fml 22
Sex-nose
AprylAnn 23
Yes!
UnluckyGenius 21
Frame that on the wall!
Sandsh8rk 36
Nah, it's irrelephant to her collection.
KawaiiCupcake 14
At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.
Exhaling 12
Those are the kinds of gifts that you have to keep forever even though it might not be that useful. It brings up funny memories and will give you a good laugh later on in life.
IworkAt711 14
Yeah, grandma isn't always going to be around, so I'd treasure the things she gives you.
AprylAnn 23
Very sad but true, grandparents should be treasured for sure!
megstiel 16
Keep them. Forever.
sprinkesrdelish 5
this is hilarious. grandparents are so funny to me. embrace it while they are still around :)
pistachiopanda 19
Seems to me there's an elephant in the room..
onlychildFTW 34
I think there's more then 1 in the room. I wonder how big this collection really is.
nchic01 17
hilarious! wish my grandma was as funny
olpally 33
Lol, sell it for money! Haha. Way to go grandma.
awkwardloveannie 28
what if grandma asks about them later?
olpally 33
Seeing as the grandma didn't even recognize them as a men's product to begin with, I doubt she'll remember to ask where they are later. Haha.
hunts19ketchup 23
I kinda doubt that elephant underwear are worth very much money...
Lemurcat 12
Considering that OP has an elephant collection, it's safe to say that the grandma was trying to do something nice for her and put some effort into finding a unique gift (I mean seriously, where do you find elephant undies?) Just making a profit on granny's love is a dick move. And just because she doesn't realize that the undies are for men doesn't mean she's senile. In conclusion, Olpally, I hope someone shoves a Jumbo sized Sharpie Marker down your dickhole.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Selling a gift from grandma?
olpally 33
Thanks for using your phrase twice today lemur... Stay classy. Thanks for the novel as well. I hope I die too. Thanks.
mageepaigeee44 15
#46, calm down, it's not that serious. Plus, olpally's comments are always really dumb so relax.
lux0rd 18
@46 They usually have those kind of things as joke gifts at sex shops. That being said I'm very curious and slightly concerned as to where the grandmother found them.
isabellasimone 18
It's the thought that counts!!!